GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr...............!

 

Gonna be a wee pirate, i am, i sez!
 Gonna get you, juicy wettermelon,
Gonna get you good!

 

"mr. wettermelon, go back to England and
tell them there that Scotland's daughters and sons
are yours no more. Tell them that Scotland is free."


 

whadda-whadda-WHADDA?! 
"Boy, first of all, that is just a watermelon, 
a fruit (like you seem to be.) 

Second, you're quoting
Mel Gibson from "Braveheart," 
and 
Third of all we're not in Scotland, 
we're BellinghamsterPigZ!


Oh! For the love of fresh romaine lettuce,
 we is in for it now...done for, done for.
We need Zombies now: where they at?"