WHAT MOM'S NEW BOOK SAYS: DEBUNKED BY FOLLOWING DOCUMENTARY

South Park Episode Player - Pandemic 2 - The Startling

Today mom got a little booklet from the farm store about guinea pigs while stocking up on all our supplies, plus a few new toys. The first sentence:

"Guinea pigs, also called cavies, are the most gentle of all household pets. They are very placid, and almost
never bite or scratch."
by Bradley Viner "All About Your Guinea Pig"

Although I posted a few excerpts from "South Park" yesterday, after reading
that sentence aloud to us, bursting into laughter, and throwing down the
book, mom requested I post the episode in its entirety. I have complied: Watch and learn.

GUINEA PIGS, GUINEA BEES, GUINEA RATS, GUINEA RABBITS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

(just don't tell anyone) We have a placid reputation to keep up.

PANDA OUT!