APOLO BITES MOM'S HAND!

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THAT WOMAN'S HAND! WHO BIT IT?!

HARMONYS DIDN'T BITE ANYBODY'S HAND!

Just look at that face! Harmonys is Bear's friend. She only kisses Mom.

"WELL, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T BITE ANYONE'S HAND. APOLO'S HOT!"

"I DID NOT BITE THAT WOMAN'S HAND, EITHER."

For once, somebody's telling the truth around here. Meet Sir Dom, the Italian Greyhound (or Iggie) that mom's friend, Ann who lives in Seattle, brought over today for playtime! Mom and Ann hadn't seen one another in years and Ann brought lots of neat stuff, like flowers, and food, and Sir Dom! Fresh kale for us (even though certain pigs, whose names I won't mention, like Bear and YumYum didn't deserve it)

Sir Dom is a royal dog and possesses the courage of a knight...but something about the Buddha statue out on the deck...well, the courage of a knight, as we were saying.

Mom and her friend and Sir Dom had the best time. And nobody bit mom's hand today.

We hope they come back soon!!

YUM-YUM DENIES BITING ALLEGATION!

Note from Editor: we are allowing Yum-Yum to publish his first post.  He is still a baby but he has long teeth.


YUM-YUM: EVERYBODY is saying I did this to mom, but I didn't.


Note from Editor: Yes, he did.  And then, once her hand was out of the cast and she was about ready to start physical therapy, BEAR BIT HER IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE! We will allow Bear to post a response:

 "I DID NOT BITE THAT WOMAN'S HAND!"

Note from Editor: Yes, he did.  Two days ago.

CANADIANS DENY ALLEGATIONS OF LOSS TO AMERICAN OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM!

Note from Editor: Yes, they did.  They did lose.  But, on the bright side...

Pssssst, PANDA, I GOTTA CONFESSION

YOU DID WHAT?

YOU BIT MOM'S HAND?

AFTER WHAT YUM-YUM DID?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

O.K. MAYBE NOT AS MUCH TROUBLE AS THE CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAM IS IN AFTER LOSING TONIGHT TO THE AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAM, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!