I see the world a bit differently now...
Panda's First Smile
PandaPig's First Smile!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
YouTube - Dolphin play bubble rings
YouTube - Dolphin play bubble rings
Dear Friends,
Since the GOOGLE/BLOGGER link remains broken,
we guinea pigs would like to use this opportunity to
showcase natural beauty beyond our wildest imagination.
This video transcends the most aesthetically choreographed
ballet ever performed on stage...because this is Dolphins Dancing
ballet ever performed on stage...because this is Dolphins Dancing
with their very own bubbles to music you can only hear
if you listen madly in Deep Silence with an open heart.
This is among our Top 10 Fave-O-Faves of all time.
The Dolphins blow these whimsical bubbles themselves...
Enjoy!
This is among our Top 10 Fave-O-Faves of all time.
The Dolphins blow these whimsical bubbles themselves...
Enjoy!
Love,
YumYum
Can't Blog, so now all I can do is WheeeeK!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Our Wedding Party! WhoEVAH they are!
Labels:
Richard Engel and Friends
Love,
YumYum
P.S. Just press anywhere on the photograph to see Richard's love-struck eyes beneath his Blue Bonnet!
OOPSIE! Chai objects! Claims CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY DEFECTIVE!
Secret Cloak of Invisibility: So... what up, Mooks? You lookin' at ME?
Chai never was real good at being inconspicuous...some things never change, nor would we wish it any
other way.
He just wants a refund on the Cloak he ordered from the back page of a comic book he also shredded.
Bengal Cats: Can't live with 'em, Can't live withOUT 'em. But you do learn to live without paper towels
and toilet paper and sleep. His claim to fame besides his handsome, charismatic, Bad-Boy looks?
He adores guinea pigs! When together, we put carpet remnants atop their cages so he can perch there
to "guard them" with his fierce, tender demeanor. We suspect his believes them to be "little Bengals" or
even his very own kittens. But love us he does...go figure!
love,
YumYum
Sunday, April 10, 2011
GOOGLE: YOU VEX US!
DEAR GOOGLERZ,
WE ARE NOW APPROACHING WEEK 4 (?!)
OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DOWNLOAD PHOTOS
OF OUR GLORIOUS BEATITUDE TO BLOGGER.
AND WE ARE VEXED, ANNOYED, AND DENOUNCE YOU!
CONSIDER YOURSELVES OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED!
SIGNED,
BLACK SHEEP NATION OF GUINEA PIGS
HURRY UP, WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU IDIOTS ANYWAY?
GET OFF YOUR STUPIS, NEW iTHINGY AND FIX DIS NOW ELSE
WE GONNA GET YOU AND SEND ALL THOSE NUCLEAR
RADIATED SEA CREATURES COMING OUTTA THE OCEAN
NEAR JAPAN TO YOU AND WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
AND HAVE SENT THEM GPS THINGIES SO THEY KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE AND THEY'S GONNA EAT YOUR PRECIOUS
NEW STUPIS iTHINGYS FIRST WHILE YOU WATCH THEN
THEY GONNA GO AFTER EVERY ONE O'YA'S MOOKS WHO
KEEP SAYING "WE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEK" LIKE TELLING A WOMAN
"I HAD A REALLY WONDERFUL TIME. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU." AND DO THEY? THEY CALL ABOUT AS
CONSISTENTLY AS YOU FIX THE GOOGLE-BLOGGER PROBLEM:
LIKE, AS IN: NEVAH, EVAH!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Love,
Yours Truly,
Gentle Yum-Yum, Kind Monarch of the Black Sheep Nation
Oh, Bloody HORK! Mom read this and asked me
whether I thought it was kind or not, because
she wants this BLOG to be all about kindness.
I said GOOGLE is not a guinea pig or a sentient
or non-sentient being, it is simply STUPIS!
She asked me if I thought that was kind.
(Guess GOOGLE NOT THE ONLY ONE VEXING ME TODAY!)
So, here is a RETRACTION:
(and I don't mean one word of it, but here it is anyway,
mom told me to just "fake it till I make it" - being nice
and all that, probably what she does...)
Dear GOOGLE,
Thank you for your eGGXellent service.
AND WE WISH you only HORKS AND - uh,
kind stuff, but smelly stuff, kind smelly stuff.
Sincerely Never Will Be YOURS,
Yum-Yum, the Magnificent Opus Magnus - Magnum Opossum of Kindness
WE ARE NOW APPROACHING WEEK 4 (?!)
OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DOWNLOAD PHOTOS
OF OUR GLORIOUS BEATITUDE TO BLOGGER.
AND WE ARE VEXED, ANNOYED, AND DENOUNCE YOU!
CONSIDER YOURSELVES OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED!
SIGNED,
BLACK SHEEP NATION OF GUINEA PIGS
HURRY UP, WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU IDIOTS ANYWAY?
GET OFF YOUR STUPIS, NEW iTHINGY AND FIX DIS NOW ELSE
WE GONNA GET YOU AND SEND ALL THOSE NUCLEAR
RADIATED SEA CREATURES COMING OUTTA THE OCEAN
NEAR JAPAN TO YOU AND WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
AND HAVE SENT THEM GPS THINGIES SO THEY KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE AND THEY'S GONNA EAT YOUR PRECIOUS
NEW STUPIS iTHINGYS FIRST WHILE YOU WATCH THEN
THEY GONNA GO AFTER EVERY ONE O'YA'S MOOKS WHO
KEEP SAYING "WE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEK" LIKE TELLING A WOMAN
"I HAD A REALLY WONDERFUL TIME. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU." AND DO THEY? THEY CALL ABOUT AS
CONSISTENTLY AS YOU FIX THE GOOGLE-BLOGGER PROBLEM:
LIKE, AS IN: NEVAH, EVAH!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Love,
Yours Truly,
Gentle Yum-Yum, Kind Monarch of the Black Sheep Nation
Oh, Bloody HORK! Mom read this and asked me
whether I thought it was kind or not, because
she wants this BLOG to be all about kindness.
I said GOOGLE is not a guinea pig or a sentient
or non-sentient being, it is simply STUPIS!
She asked me if I thought that was kind.
(Guess GOOGLE NOT THE ONLY ONE VEXING ME TODAY!)
So, here is a RETRACTION:
(and I don't mean one word of it, but here it is anyway,
mom told me to just "fake it till I make it" - being nice
and all that, probably what she does...)
Dear GOOGLE,
Thank you for your eGGXellent service.
AND WE WISH you only HORKS AND - uh,
kind stuff, but smelly stuff, kind smelly stuff.
Sincerely Never Will Be YOURS,
Yum-Yum, the Magnificent Opus Magnus - Magnum Opossum of Kindness
Saturday, April 9, 2011
CHOOSE KINDNESS
Dear Friends, loved ones, strangers, and strange loved ones,
Now that we are photo-less we have decided to post quotes and
links designated specifically to promote kindness to animals
and all living beings, sentient and non-sentient.
WHO PUT CAFFEINE IN MY SIPPY-BOTTLE? SINCE WHEN DO GUINEA PIGS
WRITE SENTENCES LIKE THAT? WHEEK!
We found a beautiful website for your perusal promoting kindness
to animals at www.ChooseKindness.org containing an abundance of
resources about purchasing cruelty free products and living
a cruelty-free life. Such a bargain for us guinea pigs, since
we are the first line of experimental animals...please check it
out and CHANGE THY WAYS you consumeristas to living a cruelty-free
life! Else we GONNG GETCHA! AND WE will kiss you with our soft lips
until you feel so guilty you take it all back and begin writing letters
to the companies who experiment on animals inviting them to better
their karma by changing their ways before nuclear waste water flowing
from Japan into the Pacific Ocean morphs PREHISTORIC looking whales
and Octopusses and Thingies who rise out of the ocean with an army
of ZOMBIES who...
(EDITOR TO YUM-YUM: Sweetheart, you are going a wee bit off-topic,
don't ya think? Can you bring it down a few notches, please?)
Yum-Yum: FINE! No Zombies, but those -
(EDITOR: YUM-YUM!)
Yum-Yum: FINE: BE KIND. Because we are and who doesn't want to be us?
WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
Yum-Yum and don't you forget it!
(EDITOR: That's Better, Yum-Yum. Thank you.)
Yum-Yum: Ya, sure, whatever, ya Mook!
Now that we are photo-less we have decided to post quotes and
links designated specifically to promote kindness to animals
and all living beings, sentient and non-sentient.
WHO PUT CAFFEINE IN MY SIPPY-BOTTLE? SINCE WHEN DO GUINEA PIGS
WRITE SENTENCES LIKE THAT? WHEEK!
We found a beautiful website for your perusal promoting kindness
to animals at www.ChooseKindness.org containing an abundance of
resources about purchasing cruelty free products and living
a cruelty-free life. Such a bargain for us guinea pigs, since
we are the first line of experimental animals...please check it
out and CHANGE THY WAYS you consumeristas to living a cruelty-free
life! Else we GONNG GETCHA! AND WE will kiss you with our soft lips
until you feel so guilty you take it all back and begin writing letters
to the companies who experiment on animals inviting them to better
their karma by changing their ways before nuclear waste water flowing
from Japan into the Pacific Ocean morphs PREHISTORIC looking whales
and Octopusses and Thingies who rise out of the ocean with an army
of ZOMBIES who...
(EDITOR TO YUM-YUM: Sweetheart, you are going a wee bit off-topic,
don't ya think? Can you bring it down a few notches, please?)
Yum-Yum: FINE! No Zombies, but those -
(EDITOR: YUM-YUM!)
Yum-Yum: FINE: BE KIND. Because we are and who doesn't want to be us?
WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
Yum-Yum and don't you forget it!
(EDITOR: That's Better, Yum-Yum. Thank you.)
Yum-Yum: Ya, sure, whatever, ya Mook!
GOOGLE & BLOGGER HAVE GONE MISSING...
Dear Friends, Piggies, MODS, owlets, and Accidental Tourists,
For three weeks we have been trying to post new photos accompanied
by my mesmerizing literary captions and commentaries only to
have GOOGLE AND BLOGGER say:
"Hey kid, go home! We're too busy playing with our newest
i-Thingy."
We cannot posts photos...and without them, what is the point,
the meaning of it all? GOOGLE continues to reassure us that
"this week" they will have us all connected again.
But have they, seriously, Have They? We think NOT!
So, we changed the look while we wait. To sand. Personally
we like sky blue. We just wanted to do something: we can be
impulsive now that we have discovered our passion for cantaloupe.
Please let us know what you think of the new format, if you miss
the blue sky we will never be able to find again, and whether or
not you will be shipping us crates of cantaloupes because them
things is lip-smacking GOOD! Or honeydews, fat watermelons, crunchy
apples, kale, sweet satsuma oranges, ripe mangoes, romaine lettuce,
wheatgrass, Snickers bars, and Kit-Kats.
Who Loves Ya, Baby?
Yum-Yum loves every one o'ya's!
(Pomegranate seeds are also be acceptable, thank you.)
For three weeks we have been trying to post new photos accompanied
by my mesmerizing literary captions and commentaries only to
have GOOGLE AND BLOGGER say:
"Hey kid, go home! We're too busy playing with our newest
i-Thingy."
We cannot posts photos...and without them, what is the point,
the meaning of it all? GOOGLE continues to reassure us that
"this week" they will have us all connected again.
But have they, seriously, Have They? We think NOT!
So, we changed the look while we wait. To sand. Personally
we like sky blue. We just wanted to do something: we can be
impulsive now that we have discovered our passion for cantaloupe.
Please let us know what you think of the new format, if you miss
the blue sky we will never be able to find again, and whether or
not you will be shipping us crates of cantaloupes because them
things is lip-smacking GOOD! Or honeydews, fat watermelons, crunchy
apples, kale, sweet satsuma oranges, ripe mangoes, romaine lettuce,
wheatgrass, Snickers bars, and Kit-Kats.
Who Loves Ya, Baby?
Yum-Yum loves every one o'ya's!
(Pomegranate seeds are also be acceptable, thank you.)
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
The Piglet: A Different Sort of Piggie!
The Piglet
^^^Press Here to watch the Funniest, most Adorable Porcine we've ever met!
You will fall in love: deeply & madly, with this little piglet.
(We mean, like a real pig, not a guinea pig...because we are
technically not real pigs, we are cavies...But you knew that, right?!)
Watch and Giggle with Glee like We (do.)
Your FAVORITE piggie,
YumYum
^^^Press Here to watch the Funniest, most Adorable Porcine we've ever met!
You will fall in love: deeply & madly, with this little piglet.
(We mean, like a real pig, not a guinea pig...because we are
technically not real pigs, we are cavies...But you knew that, right?!)
Watch and Giggle with Glee like We (do.)
Your FAVORITE piggie,
YumYum
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Popie, Raj & Taj Mahal'S Great "SNATCH, MEET,& GREET Caper!"
Starring the Magnificent PopiePie, Raj & Taj Mahal,
Creative Consultant, Illustrator, Photographer,
and person who actually did all the work, yet clearly
will receive none of the vegetables: Lor-I-KinkyPie!
Lori, you making us ROFLMAO! (not to mention the piggies
are leaving little "presents" for us all OVER THE FLOOR
after THAT FEAST!) We PIP (pee in pants) therefore we ARE!
Philosophical, existentialism in one word: SQUEEEEeeeeee!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Popie-Pie and Raj Mahal Share a Snack...ALMOST!
Lori G captures the amazing synergy
between species who both appreciate,
respect, and love one another...in
fact, they had a brunch date.
Unfortunately, Raj Mahal did not
remember the dog bisquits and
Popie-Pie couldn't get the fridge
door open to bring lettuce, so they
just hung out and talked about how
their two-legged slaves make them
laugh all the time.
Brunch was rescheduled for when
Lori could reach her Brunch-for-Beasts
caterers in time for FOOD TO BE INCLUDED!
Lor-I-Kink, Brunch-for-Beasts not gonna
call themselves! These two look hungry...
and they also wanted to invite you to share
uh, well, never mind! Too much information.
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