O.K.> Who Got Coconut Barefoot and Preggers? Inquiring Minds Want to Know: NOW!

OUR once peaceful Sanctuary is no longer peaceful, no longer a Sanctuary...Coconut was secretly 

"with childs, lot of childs" - (HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY? you CANNOT BE SERIOUS!) -

and here we'd been teasing her about her muffin top all this time...OOPSIE-DOODLE!

Richard, proud of his burgeoning new family, suddenly remembered a BREAKING NEWS story out of
Pakistan so rapidly deployed hisself on jets generously donated by Lori for our wedding:  Giz NAILED this shot of his sorrowful good-bye as the Blue Angels whisked him to the Far Middle East, high into the deep, blue sky. {Featured next post, WHAT A SHOT!}

Leaving us with One Intriguing Question? Who is the "lucky" progenitor, from whose loins so many cavies have spring?
Or:  "O.K. WHO KNOCKED UP OUR COCONUT? YOU ARE SOOO IN TROUBLE!!!"

* Mac the NutPie - after his neuter, yet before his gregarious widdle tadpoles bit the dust?

*Unneutered Calvin, the small, who was imprinted at birth with humans and has no recollection whatsoever of having ever even BEEN a guinea pig?

*Immaculate Conception (Coconut's version, and now she requests being called Coconut, Oil the Virgin!)

We suspect a Royal Intruder  and Our money is on Harry after Pippa ditched him! Not that they were ever
even an "item" but, still...Beatrice's hat blinded all who laid eyes upon its subliminal, hypnotic message to
"Be Fruitful and Multiply Cavies."

YumYum is now AlphaPigChief of No-longer-a-Herd, Yet Not QUITE a Conquering Army of Cavy SEALS! and wethinks he be likin' it!

Who loves ya, Baby?
Apparently we don't have details, but a lot more lovin' going on than anyone imagined!

P.S. Don't even bother to press/click to enlarge THIS photo...the pain just isn't worth it.

Richard Returns to Benghazi In Style!

Thank you, GizMomma, for capturing this once-in-a-lifetime image to etch forever in our memory dear Richard's reaction to our new Piglets...Supportively, he handed us his NBC American Express Card, took one look at his surprised family and - rushing out the door, told us to "knock ourselves out," adding that
"You guys manage to make Libya look good!"

Then, before we even knew it...*poofity-doo* the honeymoon was over...
leaving Coconut barefoot and pregnant...
Well, preggers-NO'MO!
Hmmm..."NoMo" rhymes with something, someone...but WHOM? OR WHO?
Rings a bell., though..whose name resembles "NO-MO?" Oh, nevermind.
Cheerio, Richard, we love that new look: the wind-blown, desert hair you now sport LIVE on
NBC Nightly News...Please give our love to the humpity-backed camels we so adore!

Commencement training for our own CavySEALS starts as soon as their tails have grown sufficiently long. Duh-HUH?

YumYum reporting from The West Wing of Panda Pig's Sanatorium...SANCTUARY, WE MEANT
SANCTUARY!
                                                                               

A BIG ORDER HAS JUST BEEN REQUISITIONED.

And when we say BIG, we actually mean...HOLY MOTHER OF HORKS! big.
Thank you.

"Ripples of Stillness"

Mom is going to bed for awhile and, other than care for us, will be resting...since her version of rest seems to include
lots of getting up and down for ginger ale, crackers, and to check on us, yet she insists she is not moving, we bring you
this image of what "not moving" looks like to us as we observe mom's continuous "not moving..."
We have named it: "The Zen of Illness: Bedridden"
AS IF!
love,
YumYum

Marsha's Hand Made Rattie Cuddles

Marsha donated these rattie-cuddles to a rat rescue to line the shelves so their little feet would not get cold...
And they would feel safe.
Now let's help Marsha rebuild...Read On!

The Cozy Cavy: Hand Made Cuddle Cups for Guinea Pigs

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This is the cuddle cup business that supported

Marsha's guinea pig sanctuary before the tornado.

Now you know what a cuddle-cup is!

And how precious her babies...

VacaChat on USTREAM: Mostly an exercise in silliness. I will do Q&A sessions (if there would be anyone willing to watch and ask Q's) regarding the cartooni...

VacaChat on USTREAM: Mostly an exercise in silliness. I will do Q&A sessions (if there would be anyone willing to watch and ask Q's) regarding the cartooni...

YO MODS! VACADUDE is still doing VacaChats, and here's the link for the answers to all your questions

like: What is Life?

Why am I here?

Who am I?

What part do aardvarks play in the whole big Creation thingy?

Cheers!

YumYum, VacaFanAtic

"Uh-Oh...Not Again! We mean, not for the FIRST TIME?!"

SOMEBODY's a tad bit sore about losing the love of his life to a foreign correspondent dressed in a...(What? O.K.)
We can't repeat what he called Richard's bedouin robes...but House expressed a desire to "put a needle in the
haystack" whatever THAT means. So, we are going to SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

INSPIRED BY ROYALTY OUTDOOR GEAR!

Before leaving the house dressed as...(don't ask and we won't tell) mom was overheard
to have said: "HOUSE will nevAH recognize me now!"
Good luck on that.
SQUEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee! CAVYFreakOUT!

OOPSIE-DOODLE! CAUGHT WITH EVIDENCE...

Dear all,

Calvin the small has been honing his snatch and steal techniques impressively in the short amount of time since he arrived at our "Santuary for Thieving Cavies."  He has a way of purring and acting like all he wants from mom is love, and sometimes if mom pets him with a carrot in hand, carrots soon get OUT of HAND! Smooth operator, that Calvin the small.

 Mom usually just pulls his cage close to where she is sitting to pet him because he never stops chewing on the bars of his cage begging for attention; to be petted, loved, and perhaps even "share"
a tasty morsel from mom's plate...but when she's in the middle of a raw, scrumptious organic vegetable or sweet fruit he ramps it up a few notches - as if without her love he will perish! Carrot in hand, she answers the call. When hand is removed, carrot remains - in the waiting pink
lips and tiny teeth of Calvin the small, and that move has gained so much street cred with the rest
of the herd we have hereby dubbed him "Calvin the Small" with a capital S!
Don't get no better than That!
YumYum and the rest of us: now readers, Get to BED! WE know the knews, had to see our precious
Richard reporting from Libya with his new, swept-back desert-do...sigh. Now, we all gonna have
sweet dreams.

The Seattle Sombrero?

Dear, dear Richard! When he found out by reading my Blog that mom was going out without a sun hat he and his friends
from the wedding party all chipped in for a Seattle Sombrero, the North African Version, which Richard knows is her
fave-O-fave color: Deep Blue, like the Caribbean! That dude is one cool Chief Foreign Correspondent for NBC!
We Loves ya, Richard, be careful out there, and thanks from all us!

(SQUEEEEE! RICHARD READS MY BLOG, MOM! MOM! RICHARD READS MY BLOG!)

{EDITOR: Uh-Oh, let's hope not.}

A Good Rock Is Hard To Find

This is mom's friend, David, setting up a picnic for his family when they last came to visit us for their MatzahGirlZBirthday Bash! Mom going back there today, gonna sit on a rock, gonna act like a rock, gonna fit right in. Gaze out at those San Juan Islands hoping for an Orca siting...not gonna get one, never does, but she will think Deep Thoughts which will then be forgotten as soon as the first Steller's Jay comes begging for crumbs and tries to steal her picnic.
Same old, same old, except WITH SUN!

SO WHO CARES?!

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Else!