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Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy PIG-O-WEEN!



THANK YOU, MARIFAN, FOR GIVING US THE PERFECT NAME FOR OUR SPECIAL DAY!
Carrots are our Treat-O-Ween FAVE-O-FAVES (very, VERY orange carrots & carrot-tops!) as we all scramble to make ourselves as SCARY! as possible like that episode of South Park, "The Startling" (see somewhere below, it posted!) but we will fail to frighten because of the Unbearable Cuteness of Being...us!

TOO CUTE,  TOO CUTE, WE ARE JUST TOO****CUTE!!!!!

BOO!

{Wonderful photo by Pixel Dust Photography}
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PssssssT! Mom Playing Miles! Let's SWING!

AIN'T NOTHING A PIGGIE LOVE MORE THAN TO SWING AND AIN'T NOTHIN'
BETTA TO SWING TO THAN "KIND OF BLUE" AND MILES!

Winter? Not round these parts cuz we is swingin' hot! However, we do need "jaunty"
little hipster-jazz hats...

"MOM! HATS, PLEASE!"

Miles Davis - Kind of Blue 50th Anniversary - YouTube

Miles Davis - Kind of Blue 50th Anniversary - YouTube

We are capturing the essence of jazz on Halloween.
Don't ask why because we don't know why.
Could it be the cold weather and low elevation
snow in the forecast making us wanna swing
like only a pig can swing?

Yeah, baby, dat it! We love Miles.
"Miles was the essence of hipness."
And so are we!

Friday, October 28, 2011

"Thriller!"

Every Halloween the citizens of our fair City of Subdued Excitement put on a "Thriller-Thon" where everybody dress up like Michael Jackson then sing and dance "Thriller" like zombies en masse. Not to be left behind, MacNutPie has been letting his toenails grow just a little longer and is seen here rehearsing on a carrot! Yeah, that kinda scary, Mr. McPie, hope you don't get mistaken for a BellingHAMSTER cuz everybody know you is a BellinGuineaPigula! Feel sorry for that carrot, though! EEeekK!
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The Many Moods of McPlumpKinPie


MacNutPie is preparing for Halloween and trying out different expressions because cards and photographs of our liddle McPlumpKinPie are selling quite well. He expects the people from Geico
to call him any minute, and has been practicing the word, "Row" every day for an entire day! But with Halloween approaching, he is hoping to nail a "new look." These are his "Qualities of Endearment" expressions. Don't ya just wanna reach into YumYum's new tunnel and pluck him out to have and to hold? He's such a good pigula, too! MacNutPie, we love ya just the way y'are.
Please don't change a thing!
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ABOUT LAST NIGHT...

Winter arrived with a power outage, a cold, cold night, and for the first time, mom announced:
"I no longer like being cold." Well, tough. Cold it was. But in times of trial and tribulation, we all get together and count our blessings, so it went a little
something like:

1. Thank You, God, that all the piggies are each back in their cages and not still running around on the floor hiding because I could not find them when the lights were ON and perish the thought of a guinea pig round-up in complete and utter DARKNESS.

2. Thank You, God, that we were all guinea piggin' in the bedroom so it's already warmed up, not like the living room or the cars downstairs with frost on their windshields.

3. Thank You, God, that we are all together.

The third thank-you was especially poignant for the Miracle of YumYum! Mom finally got the nerve to call the vet and describe what happened to YumYum on Saturday, how she found him standing up on his hind legs, his front feet glued to one of the higher bars like a taxidermist had stuffed him while
in his cage, in the position piggies take when they want to peer into one another's cages, nuzzle noses, nuzzle butts, try to steal stray stalks of hay from the other guineas...except that his body was still, cold, and he was completely catatonic! She had to pry him off, wrap him gently in my special blanket, and he slowly regained consciousness, but remained limp and weak all day. The vet hospital had already closed and it was Saturday so it was up to mom. And God. We all watched mom cry and rock him gently, certain he wouldn't live through the night, but not COMPLETELY certain...finally, his eyes began moving, he began moving, but not much. Yet, every day he grew a wee bit stronger and mom decided NOT to take him to the vet, afraid that if he'd had a seizure or stroke, the trauma of taking him could trigger another, possibly fatal episode.

So, yesterday our wonderful vet called. When mom described what happened, she was completely astonished that he was alive and doing as well as he is, and agreed it better not to bring him in. She said, "He was near death" she gasped, "I can't believe he didn't die! It sounds like he was dying!" Which, even though mom never dared think the thought, was true. And we all knew it. Because...

And this part is REALLY REALLY HARD TO ADMIT HERE, but we know mom already had pulled out her softest pillowcase...just in case...she knew where she wanted to bury him...but she couldn't bear the thought.

The vet kept saying, "I can't believe he his alive, that is just a MIRACLE!" Well, we here believe in miracles!

So, we didn't mind losing power and being a little chilly last night because it gave us a Holy Dark Night Opportunity (with no electronic distractions) to thank God for our little YumYum's life! For all our lives! And for the lives of our loved ones...and a time to remember those who have passed on to the Rainbow Bridge...And because we were using a camp lantern, mom felt like we were all camping out. She not allowed (by the common sense of friends and the maintenance crew) to use candles or candle lanterns, so we camped out and counted our blessings and fell asleep, somehow warmer for it, somehow peaceful for it, somehow immune to the black out because so much light was illuminating us from inside each one of our souls.

Love,
Calvin the small
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Our Very Own VERY SPECIAL Holiday Stamps!

You like? At My Piggie.com Shop they feature the most unique designs we
have ever seen! All designs were made with real guinea pig poo turned into ART!
That's what we love about ART! Since all purchases help support guinea pigs,
we think Poo Gifts are the most romantic way anyone can say "I love you"
over the Holidays or any day. Are we right? Of course we're right!
Mom is gunnin' for the stamps to send her cards to everyone she knows
because they represent how special her friends are.
If you are fortunate enough to receive a card with a guinea pig poo stamp,
save it, for it means you are loved.
By a sick and twisted friend.
Nighters All, Dream of Poo!
We dream of EATING IT...AH, SWEET DREAMS...
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So Many Piggies...SO MUCH LOVE!

   "Making the world a nicer place...one guinea pig at a time."

This is the motto of cavymadness, whose link is featured in our "Blogs" link to the right >>>
They describe themselves as "...a new pig-person's gateway to the world of guinea pigs."
And that hat they are, plus SO MUCH MORE! They have many resources benefiting all things CAVY, and links to them all, from their Sanctuary to their online store, blog, and way more!
This here a sample of one of their best-selling collage cards.
(We added the frame.)

It's possible that some of us might be in their 2012 calendar, and it all depends upon mom's computer tech savvy...

Which means although they really wanted to include us in their 2012 calendar, we don't know yet whether we will be. But we do encourage you all to check them out because whether you have a piggie or know someone who DOES and want to get a VERY SPECIAL "Piggie Stocking-Stuffer" they're a terrific resource!
BTW...Guinea Pigs DO make the world a nicer place: Just ask mom. Especially when she is lying in bed in pain but Calvin is beside her - or any and all of us, for that matter - and she is petting one of us and we are purring and loving her... we make HER world of pain a world of PAIN FORGOTTEN cuz nothing mo'healin'
than guinea pig love up-close-and so personal you can almost feel us peeing on mom's nightgown, pillow, comforter, sheets, mattress...like a whirlpool bath at a spa! Not Really. Not like that at all. You think we care?! WAH, YOU THINK WE CARE! SHE "SPECIAL NEEDS" AND WE GOT WIDDLE-BITTY BLADDERS. THAT OUR STORY AND WE STICKIN' TO IT!

Today's "YumYum Report" is that he seems good and when mom sticks her hand in his cage he now jumps immediately upon his new tunnel to get "in position" (with something super soft beneath him) to popcorn and roll and kick his legs out in piggie ecstasy! Mom didn't take him to the vet because unless what happened. Saturday happens again, she don't wanna trigger him with any traumatic stress or travel

Nighty-night and special SHOUT-OUT TO MS. A FOR OFFERING TO HELP MOM IMPROVE HER BLOG WITH SUGGESTIONS AND TECH SUPPORT! Mom been to tired and spaced out and in too much pain to do much email, but we want to thank you and let readers know that any improvements to our blog that you may enjoy in the future...well, mom didn't figure 'em out, but she "got People!"

Thanks! Ms. A, we appreciate your willingness to do the best you can with what we got!
And Thanks, Cavy Madness, for so many volunteer hours enabling piggies to make the world
a better place, we love you ALL!

Sweet dreams, y'all.
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Nessun Dorma Three Tenors 1994 Carreras, Domingo, Pavarotti - YouTube

^^^IT SIMPLY DOES NOT, CANNOT  GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS^^^

ENJOY WHAT GUINEA PIGS
(SECRETLY) SING WHILE POPCORNING THEIR "HAPPY DANCE"
THROUGH THE AIR!
RARE TO HEAR PIGGIES SING IT LIVE, BUT WE HAVE OVERHEARD COVERT REHEARSALS THAT BRING US TO TEARS...
ENJOY THE REAL THING! WITH A HANKY...O TENORS! O TENORS!

WHAT A FINE RUNABOUT...DO I FEEL A SONG COMING ON!

Nothing like a good, long S T R E T C H for the Mahal brothers to show off their yoga prowess OFF THE MAT, while the newly dubbed "PlumPkinPiePiggie" feels
the Spirit of Pavarotti coming on! Yes, only the Plump Ones can feel the Spirit of
Pavarotti and...and...

Yes! He IS about to break into song! Raj Mahal, will you join me as a
guinea-tenor? For SONG is nigh upon us and cannot be denied!
Raj: "Oh, Bloody Hork, this can't be good!"

Or can it?

And so it was that MacNutPie doffed his PlumPkin attire for a Pavarotti hanky, BURSTING! into an impassioned "NESSUN DORMA" that even the Maestro would have applauded. With just one tear in his eye...

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Now That I Famous...


Gotta keep my nails trimmed for my fans...at least mom didn't PAINT THEM!
I lurves being in the magazine.

What a magazine?
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THIS IS SO WRONG...or IS IT?


Hi Mom, so I am your widdle "Plump-Kin-Nut-Pie" huh? Well, if that makes you wanna pick me up
and give me scrunchy-scratches to watch the widdle-waddle under my chin go back and forth
(unlike yours, which is so skinny you look more like a turkey!) but if my Plumpness inspires affection, then feel free to call me what you like! Just remember, genetics, genetics, genetics...OH! And how you run for cover when the meat-peoples starts lookin' for turkeys...or you start wearing "turtle-necks..."

Just sayin' mom...what goes around...and at least mine is CUTE!

P.S. According to the July-August 2011 Guinea Pig Magazine article,
"Big and Beautiful: Part One" it says:
"First of all, few piggies are actually overweight or obese. It is normal
for guineas to have quite a large roll of fat, usually referred to as a
double-chin or dewlap, right under their chin."

CAN YOU SAY THAT, yogini-not-fat-mom... can you REALLY?!
Because we have noticed that when you get upside down, you practically
strangle yourself, so many of YOUR dewlaps slide down and -

EDITOR: "MAC-NUT-PIE, WHEN DID YOU BECOME A
CONTRIBUTING EDITOR? dear?"

bye.

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