h.e.l.p.

Mom gets so tired the only way she can clean this joint is to caffeinate into a BollywoodDanceParty, yes, she actually DID order and receive the "How to Dance Bollywood" video - only, today she didn't even put it on! Just started making up her own moves once
the java kicked in and if we EVAH see that again we iZ all gonna turn into pillars of salt! STOP THE MADNESS. Leave the dishes in the sink another day...it's already been two months, maybe they're growing a cure for cancer by now, just - please - stop
dancing...or at least follow the video, or - hey, we have a great idea - just CLEAN THE FREAKING HOUSE ALREADY!

thank you.