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Saturday, May 14, 2011

OPEN LETTER TO CALVIN...

Dear Calvin,

You recently "endured" your first nail trim and our hearts go out to you, they really do!
Can you press on the photo to see how short my own toenails are? All I'm gonna say is
they are the reason mom had a styptic pencil in the house in the first place. 'Nuff said!

But ain't i pretty? You do get used to your manis and pedis and start to like them once
you realize your toes don't get all twisted up like they once did in a former life, before
coming here...they won't get all twisty and - in some cases - even grow back around into
the bottom of your foot! Bear's toes were so deformed by the time he came here in 2009,
we think? Twisted...

So, you can relax and breathe easier knowing...OH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? SHE
GONNA GET THAT LAST TOENAIL BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE THE STYPTIC PENCIL
ALREADY MOIST AND WAITING: GOOD LUCK, WEE LAD! YOU GONNA NEEDS IT!

love,
MacNutPie
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2 comments:

  1. Calvin better be glad it's not me clipping those nails, he'd be missing a toe, a foot, or maybe a leg. Mom must have much steadier hands than I do!

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  2. Depends ENTIRELY on who ya asks, Ms. A...and we isn't kidding!

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