Dear Mods and Modesses,
If you read back about three pages then you already know about the Great Calvin Toenail Debacle of 2011.
See how pretty my toes were before that? Oh, sure, they were just beginning to curl in a little, or at least that's
how mom justified her...what she did, y'know, go read about it and weep!
But, I got HER GOOD! The one toenail that she didn't get to clip? Ya, Baby, it still growing strong! HA!
She ain't nevah, EVAH gonna get that one, either, and it gonna drive her to Bollywood Dancing...oops,
that not good, either...what if she puts one o'those rings in her...EEEEEK!
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