gOOd MorNINg, the sun is out again! two days! well, mom was just feeding us fresh, organic wheatgrass she grows here for us from red wheat thingys and she had on the second CD on "Les Miz" and all the good people just got mowed down and died except for the one that Jean Valjean saved, Marius, who Eponine loved so much, and it was like, "hey, mom, the sun is out, WTF are you playing THAT FOR?" so she said, "Yeah, this is really sad! You're right." and instead of turning it off, she just went into the bedroom and turned on her computer! STUPIS. TURN IT OFF, MOM, CUZ ALL THAT GONNA HAPPEN NOW IS THE REST OF 'EM GONNA DIE THEN FANTINE GONNA COME FOR VALJEAN AND EVEN WE CAN'T STOP CRYING...GET BACK IN HERE! STUPIS!!!!
Well, she turned it off, but found this photograph sent from our bff for longer than forever, our Birder Friend, Jerry, who lives in Decatur, Atlanta (wasn't there some buzz on the Stream about Decatur?) and he and mom been friends since she was 19! And he and his friends got mom into birding, a story we will save for another day, but Jerry is the one who identified Photographer Extraordinaire Giz's northern parula warbler, and he's her bested, longest friend through thick and thin forever and a day. And he is married to the coolest lady in the whole world, too, Laurie, who took his birding class (Emory University) and she snatched him, snatched him good! Else he'd of become a hermit.
But a hermit with a first class Italian Espresso machine! Hee-hee...
Mom sends him art and then forgets. She done it again. He sent a thank you email and she was like all "huh?" while Marius and company were all being gunned down in OUR ROOM and Eponine was dying, unrequited love, in his arms...so Jerry knows mom well enough now to send PICTURES so she stops going "HUH?" while Jean Valjean is carrying Marius off the battlefield, to save his life for Cossette before Fantine comes for Valjean and Javert throws hisself off a bridge...geez, such DRAMA on a sunny Saturday morning. This is Jerry's pic of mom's Photography and drawings at his house on his bird bookcase...
somebody send mom the soundtrack to something happy like...oh, the only happy musical would be "Annie" and if anybody sends THAT we will KEEEEEEL YOU! seriously. this is an "ANNIE" FREE ZONE!
loves your gutZ!
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The sun'llcomeouttomorrowbetchurbottomdollarthattomorrowthere'llbesun.
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MS. A: YOU. HAVE. NO. IDEA. SERIOUSLY?!
ReplyDeleteNO. IDEA!