...are asleep until further notice: Until we ready for fresh treats. Until we ready for our bedtime HAY-down! Until we ready to play in our Runabout pen. Until we ready to chew Rat-a-Tat-a-Tat-Tat! on our water bottles in the most annoying non-particulate rhythm...until we snatch mom's earplugs!
For now they can sleep, but only because we let them! Yes, we are kind and forgiving piggies...
full of love.~
"What's that? They're ready? EGGCELLENT!"
CALLING ALL PIGGIES TO THE WATER BOTTLES,
YOU MAY NOW COMMENCE USING YOUR CHOMPERS
AND TONGUES TO PLAY "REVEILLE! FULL VOLUME,
I REPEAT FULL VOLUME!"
Oh, PUH-lease! Nobody said we wuz good piggies!
And nobody EVah will!
For now they can sleep, but only because we let them! Yes, we are kind and forgiving piggies...
full of love.~
"What's that? They're ready? EGGCELLENT!"
CALLING ALL PIGGIES TO THE WATER BOTTLES,
YOU MAY NOW COMMENCE USING YOUR CHOMPERS
AND TONGUES TO PLAY "REVEILLE! FULL VOLUME,
I REPEAT FULL VOLUME!"
Oh, PUH-lease! Nobody said we wuz good piggies!
And nobody EVah will!
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