Calvin: "YO! My Bro, so what'd the vet say today?"
YumYum: "Calvin, he don't think I got cancer-schmancer!
And then while mom kept 'plaining bout me not drinking,
whatya think I did?"
Calvin: "Uh, uh...mmmm....hmmmm....drrrrrrr.......????"
"CALVIN! PAY ATTENTION! I PEED ON THE VET'S
LAP SO HARD IT CAME OUT HORIZONTAL, HA-HA!"
Calvin: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-harizontal?! RUH-ROH!"
YumYum: "No! It was great, showin' him I ain't dehydrated!
Nice, gentle, kind vet, too, had me on his lap, so sweet, but he
stuck a mothOmeter up my BEHIND so I had to esspress
m'self HORIZONTAL ALL OVER HIM! Ain't sticking no
TreeNoMeter in MY BeHIND again: WAaah!"
Calvin: "Wow! Bet mom happy! She been so worried 'bout
so many...Mom, hear the good news?"
YumYum: "Mom?!"
Mom: "drrrrrrr...........zzzzzzzzzz............" plop.
"Night, Calvin the small."
"Night-night, YumYum, I'm glad you don't have cancer."
"Me, too, Calvin, me too. Let's just keep those who do in
our hearts and prayers.""Always, YumYum, Always."
Good one, YumYum, way to go!
ReplyDeleteBedazzling the doc's lap is an appropriate response to the not-mom-o-meter! Yeah- no schmancer!! There's enough of That going around. Happy for ya Yummy!
ReplyDeleteBEDAZZLING! YEAH, DAT WHAT I DONE TO HIM! KNEW IT WAS GOOD! ROFLMAO! me lurves me my marifan!
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