Hey, what YOU DOIN' HERE?!
My soft-house is pink because I the girl! I love it and drag all my food in it
I remember how me and PandaPig used to play chase and tag and pretend he with me when I play...and Calvin ain't never had guinea pig friends no ways so he don't even know he IS A PIG, thinks he's a person! So mom plays with him.
Millie Bea, doesn't this look fun? You can come and play with us...if ya didn't live in Wisconsin!
Who loves ya, baby?
YumYum is ON THAT WHEATGRASS!
YumYum, come out and play with us!
My soft-house is pink because I the girl! I love it and drag all my food in it
so I don't have to share. Nobody said I was a GOOD GIRL!
Now that we are all sharing mom's bedroom so the living room can be an art studio, mom has set up a new Runabout for us that we love! You may think we like wide, open prairies to roam: WRONG! We have no natural defenses to prevent
us from becoming some predator's Happy Meal, so we much prefer our cages spaced "just so" and we can chase each other through the maze, in and out of soft-houses, like the pink one here you see with Coconut...they have openings on two sides so we run through them, hoard our food there so nobody else can have it, do our bizness, and then nap once we tuckered ourselves out! Yeah, this gonna work real good. Calvin can't play with us because he not neutered and our Coconut, well, we gotta protect her. Female piggies' hips fuse if they haven't had a litter by the time they are nine months old or something, and then they'd need a C-Section or they would die in childbirth. So, Calvin not invited to hump our girl!And me, why am I not there? Because I never got over losing my PandaPig and I will chase, charge, chatter my teeth, and do everything I can to intimidate them boys before lunging at them with gnashing teeth in a wide-open MOUTH! If you ain't PandaPig, I gonna BITE YA! (Or whoever sticks her hand in to protect anybody...) So, me and Calvin gotta Runabout Solo, if you please and me and Calvin gotta runabout solo if ya don't please. But now that we got our bedroom PlayGround and the wheatgrass ready to "harvest" (giggling!) we's some happy piggies! Even if Raj Mahal does keep standing on his hind legs asking me to come out...
and mebbe I wanna, but mom said not if I gonna try to eat the others...but gettin' the whole place to m'self NO PROBLEM!I remember how me and PandaPig used to play chase and tag and pretend he with me when I play...and Calvin ain't never had guinea pig friends no ways so he don't even know he IS A PIG, thinks he's a person! So mom plays with him.
And that's the way we do it!
Millie Bea, doesn't this look fun? You can come and play with us...if ya didn't live in Wisconsin!
Who loves ya, baby?
YumYum is ON THAT WHEATGRASS!
Look, it's live lawnmowers!
ReplyDeleteWhat DOES your mom sprinkle on that wheat-grass?? Your maze looks like fun! Wish we had a hooligan maze to run through.
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