VINNY THE RAPPER!

i'm a baby guinea pig

whose name is Vin~ny

and when i get BIG 
i gonna

call m'self 
O'BINNY!

but for now i'm tiny 
and i'm teeny,
soft, and fast!
and my mommy hopes my teeny,
babyVinny-ness will last!


{composed
by VinnyGuinea
to cheer up mom}


All COPYRIGHTS APPLY
to smokin' hot whole grain 
pancakes fresh outta the
skillet, dripping with organic, local
butter, smothered in authentic Canadian 
maple syrup served with AWESOME
 latte: freshly-brewed with
just-ground, fragrant beans
bird-friendly, rainforest-friendly,
organic, farmer equalitied (you know,
just can't remember the words)
single-sourced, no trees cut down,
no fossil fuels used during shipping
from Guatamala by bicycle courier
um...well, hell's bells, we know
we done it right cuz we in
Bellingham and you can't
do it wrong even if you try! 


BUZZER JUST WENT OFF,
ALL CUDDLE CUPS, HUTS,
GIGANTIC CARROT AND LEAF, 
TUNNELS, SLEEPING BAGS,
EVERYTHING WONDERFUL
WASHED, FRESH,
SANITIZED AND HOT TO
SNUGGLE INTO FOR OUR NAP!
~