BHINDI STATES HIS CASE FOR RABBITUDE, 2012

 

Bhindi's the name and look how looooong
I can be...longer than a bunny rabbit,
longer than a guinea pig, even!


 

See these ears? They're still growing and by
next year, who knows? Right? Ya know?
Not like VinnyGuinea's floppy Dumbo
ears that bounce up and down when he runs!


 

See? I looks like a bunny, eats like a bunny,
stretches like a bunny, growing bunny ears,
soft and furry-licious like a bunny...
don't ya just want to scrunch me up?
When mom does I stick out one foot for
her to hold while I roll over on my side
for belly scratches and then stretch and purrrr....
Bunnies don't do that, do they?



 

Fuggetaboutit then! I loves being a big,
fluffy, long, soft, swirly, guinea pig who
popcorns, goes out my ramp when the
Magic Green Leaf is on it beckoning me
to my freedom, and treats are hidden
in all our favorite places,
BEING A GUINEA PIG FOR EASTER
IS GREAT! AND TOMORROW WE
CELEBRATE WITH PANCAKES
AND RUNABOUTS AND WATCHING
MOM DO YOGA AND GIGGLING
AMONGST OURSELVES TAKING
BETS WHICH POSE IS GOING TO
BE HER EASTER SURPRISE!
(heh-heh, said I loved being a guinea pig,
but I never said I loved being a good one!)
EASTER COFFEE FOR ALL!