CONSULTING PIRATE CONSULATE GENERAL ON TOPIC: CAKE!

 

YUM-YUM, WHERE OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE, MAN?

CHEW, CHEW, CHEW THEM BARS, THEM BARS!
 

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
(AND WHAT UP WITH THAT BAR-CHEWING
ANYWAY, HE GOT OCD OR SUMPIN?)

 

MOM'S CAKE, YUM-YUM,
YOU OF ALL PIRATES SHOULD 
KNOW THAT BY NOW!

 

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE WE NOT
PLYING THE OPEN SEAS AS PIRATES
IN SEARCH OF CAKE TO PLUNDER?
YOU SURE ARE A CALM PIRATE
THESE DAYS...


 

HEY! THIS IS MY CUTE FACE.
AREN'T I DARLING?
(Hey, viewers, you should
press some magic thing and
enlarge this picture to see my
CUTE FACE! OMG, sometimes
i just keel myself with my own beauty! Do you ever do that?)
YUM-YUM!
CAKE? PLY THE WATERS?
PLUNDER-ASUNDER?
JUST LOOK AT MY FACE!
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA?!



 

Been through a lotta herds in my time
but gotta say, this one...eh?!
Kinda different...kinda dif-fer-ent!
Still got MY GOOD LOOKS, THOUGH!
eh? oh yeah, baby, I'm still the one!