Just look at this floor! Mom really has some major cleaning to do and ya know where she gonna start? With my tail feathers! This whole big floor she got and she gonna take one look at me and pick me up and pet me and fawn over me and tell me how big I'm getting and how handsome I've become in a Big-Boy way even though my ears still flop up & down like Dumbo when I run, then she gonna wrap me up in my blanket and pull out the comb and she gonna give me some fresh, organic parsley and make a big deal of it then comb me out and try to trim my toe-nails like she just did for YumYum and THAT HER VERSION OF CLEANING THE FLOOR! SERIOUSLY.
It ain't easy bein' me. So handsome and stuff.
But there is no mistaking me for the floor!
Sho'nuff I DO KNOW THAT!
It ain't easy bein' me. So handsome and stuff.
But there is no mistaking me for the floor!
Sho'nuff I DO KNOW THAT!
snip, snip, snip, snip . . . soon trimmed!
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