Not so long ago, three little piggies lived
happily not only side by side but EVEN
ALL TOGETHER IN ONE HABITAT:
eating, sleeping, playing, and going off
on RUNABOUT Adventures (mischievously!)
to the faraway LAND OF WHEEKGRASS.
They were little and didn't know about
"growing up" when you don't all get along for one
reason or another, which we will mercifully leave to your imagination...
BoyPigs grew into ManPigs (except lil'Vinni-Guinea who
actually didn't ever grow longer, just fuller, yet can speed
across the floor jumping over this & that soft toy faster
than a a bolt of lightning, his lil' Dumbo ears a-bouncing!)
^^^^CHECK THIS OUT!
happily not only side by side but EVEN
ALL TOGETHER IN ONE HABITAT:
eating, sleeping, playing, and going off
on RUNABOUT Adventures (mischievously!)
to the faraway LAND OF WHEEKGRASS.
They were little and didn't know about
"growing up" when you don't all get along for one
reason or another, which we will mercifully leave to your imagination...
BoyPigs grew into ManPigs (except lil'Vinni-Guinea who
actually didn't ever grow longer, just fuller, yet can speed
across the floor jumping over this & that soft toy faster
than a a bolt of lightning, his lil' Dumbo ears a-bouncing!)
^^^^CHECK THIS OUT!
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!^^^
Just when you think there's no hope for a garden
thick, green and luscious enough to bring the boysies
back together again, HERE COMES HELP FROM
OUR ALLIES ACROSS THE POND!
OH MY>>>Is that really Fairy's Dad, Ian, with his
bright red Wheatgrass Tractor coming to our rescue?
We do believe he/it is/are!
WELL, cheers upon cheers, Fairy, for you and your
sister Marigold and your mum and dad for helping us
plant the biggest, bestest, greenest, whEEkgrass garden
just in time for spring with Hope, that magical ingredient
that even boys who run with bowling balls attached to
their arses can all get together again and go 'round
the WhEEkgrass being best o'pals!
THANK YOU FAMILY OF FAIRY
FOR SPRING MAGIC
AND BRIGHT
RED
TRACTORS
WITH
DAPPER HATS
A NOD
AND A WAVE,
THEN OFF HE GOES,
IAN DOES,
TO FARM A PEACE GARDEN
IN THE LOVELY LAND
OF APPLEBY!
Just when you think there's no hope for a garden
thick, green and luscious enough to bring the boysies
back together again, HERE COMES HELP FROM
OUR ALLIES ACROSS THE POND!
OH MY>>>Is that really Fairy's Dad, Ian, with his
bright red Wheatgrass Tractor coming to our rescue?
We do believe he/it is/are!
WELL, cheers upon cheers, Fairy, for you and your
sister Marigold and your mum and dad for helping us
plant the biggest, bestest, greenest, whEEkgrass garden
just in time for spring with Hope, that magical ingredient
that even boys who run with bowling balls attached to
their arses can all get together again and go 'round
the WhEEkgrass being best o'pals!
THANK YOU FAMILY OF FAIRY
FOR SPRING MAGIC
AND BRIGHT
RED
TRACTORS
WITH
DAPPER HATS
A NOD
AND A WAVE,
THEN OFF HE GOES,
IAN DOES,
TO FARM A PEACE GARDEN
IN THE LOVELY LAND
OF APPLEBY!
Hahahaha! That's MY DADDY! With a new hat!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a super-licious grass-field he could make with his jolly tractor, the very tractor I myself have had a ride on! we could share that grass, tunneling so no one could find us, and with tummies as round as big, fat tomatoes . . . I am hungry just thinking about it!
we LOVE those lovely appleby-people ....
ReplyDeleteand their sweet girls !!!
and - what a charming trio there at the grass-bar !!!!
simply wonderful ..... :-)))
the world is a beautiful place with people like YOU.