MOM'S NEW HAIRCUT!

 

O.K. so that's really Rachel Maddow.
But mom has the same hair.
Kinda, pretty much, lots alike.
And she gonna keep it short
 since she likes hats anyway.
(after the sewing shears debacle, how
much more damage could she do now?)
RHETORICAL QUESTION: 
DO NOT ANSWER, DO NOT ANSWER!
We love you, Rachel!
(And your hair.)