TRAINING FOR 007'S PARACHUTE JUMP INTO LONDON'S OLYMPIG STADIUM!

  

EVERYBODY'S talking about us now,
even though we're a secret, about us being
stuffed into Daniel Craig's 007 Royale 
Parachute Jumpsuit to open the 2012
OLYMPIGS IN LONDON so mom's
having us train with soft material and
tumbling and encouraging us to 
"Do your best and make mummy proud
and leave mummy's email, telephone number,
photograph (pre-sewing shears haircut) home
address, P.O. Box, etc. in the pocket after,
please and thank you very much!
So LET THE TRAINING BEGIN!
 

MISSION: To fetch, roll, and tumble!
 

Whadda-Whadda-Whadda
wid dis thing anyway?!
Mom said never to give up...
Grrrrrrrr.........mmmmmmmm....

 

OOMPA!OOMPA!OOMPA!
ZZZZZZZZMMMMPHHH!
IS IT ROLL AND TUMBLE
OR TUMBLE AND ROLL
OR EAT THEN MINGLE
OR DRINK ESPRESSO
AND EAT POO
OR (well, the poo gotta mind 
o'it's own when i get tumbled...)
Whaddya mean "NO EATING
POO IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN?"
SERIOUSLY!

 

 

DID-IT! DID-IT! DID-IT!
Mom, know ya got a migraine
and everything is blurry especially
me but no way i'm gonna do this
widdout pooin' so...er...is the 
Queen really gonna be there?
(We may have a problem.)