I HAZ WATERMELON DRIPPY-BEARD!

 

i LOVE watermelon!

 

it matches my blanket.

 

i haz to hunt it down!

 

it is big like an iceberg. i rolls it all about!

 

and gots to grab it before it exscapes!


 

why they laughin' at my ears, ma, one
goes up and one goes out but I gots my
watermelon drippy-beard: SQUEEEEE!
sorry you didn't get any, blog readers,
it was sweet, crunchy, and delicious.
but you don't have beards. i saved you.
(oh YumYum told me i could sign off 
all my blog posts with somethin' speshul, so...)


Yours In Cophragia,
Peter Peanut