LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL FROM FAIRY IN ENGLAND!

 

YUM-YUM, Today mom got a BIG,
GIGANTIC, FLAT BOX FROM 
FAIRY IN ENGLAND!

 

WONDER WHAT IT 
COULD POSSIBLY BE?!


 

MOM has felt "beleaguered" lately, so she
was very happy to get a present PLUS
she also has lots of wunnerful emails from
Fairy about her mum's Birthday yet to open
because she wants to savor every moment
Fairy shares with us...
AND NOW THIS BIG, FLAT
BOX WITH STICKERS 
AND
EVERYTHING AMAZING...hmmmm,
WHEEEEEEEK!
WHATEVER COULD IT BE?
(OR WHOM?)

 

"ARE YOU PANDA-PIG'S
SANCTUARY? HAVE I COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE IN MY
BIG, FLAT BOX?
(It was a long flight, you understand...")

 

"Oh, I'm staying here no matter...mmmm, scrunchies
in the sun! Home at last! Closing my eyes from jet-lag..."


FAIRY, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU
SEND US SUCH A WONDERFUL 
PRESENT IN A FLAT BOX WHICH
WE STILL HAVEN'T OPENED
BECAUSE OF MOM'S HORIZONTAL,
YET RAPIDLY VANISHING
BELEAGUERMENT?!
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA-
WOW?!

 

I Came a Long Way, Didn't I?

 

BY AIR MAIL!

 

Something tells me I'm going to be
very, very HAPPY here in America!
Look, here's a new friend now, GEEZ,
he's as big as a humpty-back camel! 

 

I LOVE MY NEW HOME AND VINNY
IS SO HAPPY TO FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH ALL THE TIME AND SNUGGLE AND I LOVE BHINDI AND YUM-YUM AND MOM AND JUST
PURR IN THE WARMTH OF HER NECK AS SHE FALLS ASLEEP...TyPiNg...
(Do Americans ever gain ALTITUDE?)
Sweet Dreams.
I don't have a name yet.
Mom calls me "NewPig."
I love you.