ALL PIGS WHEEK FOR THE BIG-LAP BREAKFAST!

 

Good morning, piggies! Now Peter
you share with your brother and don't
be giving ma the "evil eye" again!
There's plenty enough for all.

 

"Awe, ma, I love getting petted while
I share my breakfast with big, fat,
ginourmous, Bhindi-Saurus-Rex...
nom-nom-noms...purrrrrr."



 

"EXCUSE YOU? WHAT
YOU CALL ME? Ma, did
Peter call me a good thing or
a bad thing?"
"Bhindi, he called you a 
wondrous thing, indeed, and
your heart is as big as all that, too!
So loverly thou art!"
"O.K. ma, thanks then. I love you."
"I love you, too, and so does PETER."


 

AWE...noms and love for VinnyGuinea!


 

"Hey, ma, look at all the loot I got
this morning!!! SQUEEEEE!"
"Sweetheart, the swarthiest Pirate Pig ya
may be, this isn't staying in your pen one
more minute and you know it! Time for
your morning nap anyway, isn't it?"
"You can't have it!"
"Think about this then: The swarthiest Pirate
Pig atop his Pirate ship plying the rough waters
and you get diarrhea just as you board another
ship to plunder all their noms! You like that?"
"no."
"Have a nice nap, YumYum, see ya later,
you know we love you."
"Diarrhea? Seriously?"
"Sweet dreams."
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From the Editor: We apologize for the green print,
now that we have seen it we realize it is not only
unreadable but gives us a headache! Sorry, won't
use it again. Also, the piggies do not get ALL of
the food you see in the pictures, they get the thought
of getting all the food you see in the pictures but
usually stop eating on their own once they are full
or I take it away once they have had enough.
It is handy since all breakfasts are now done
with them on my lap or at least I am in their
living space petting and scrunching them and
loving them so this prevents having to get up
and down for each piggy's different meals.
If it doesn't make sense to you, don't worry,
it doesn't make sense to me, either.
All I know is that we all LOVE BEING TOGETHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!
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