NEW HAMSTER-FENCE REVISES "RUNABOUT" RULES!

 

Today was an epic 
MOMENT!


The little
"Hamster
fences" arrived to
keep us from being naughty on mom's bed.







VinnyGuinea demonstrates "run" in the blur of his very own special "Runabout!" See him jump? That's what's called "popcorning"... wonder why? 

 

Being new, and having just recently
become a "man-pig" it is both my
duty and obligation to take this
opportunity to break into Vinny's
cage and do things mom told me
not to do. Like eat Vinny's
food from "Red Castle" take-out.

 

Things like drink out of his
water bottle to put my tongue
all over it so he'll know 
I was here.

 

Things like socialize with YumYum
and get pointers on how to become
a better "Pirate-Pig!"
(in Vinny's cage, hee-hee)


 

Things like, when Vinny sees me
and says "WHOA, WHADDA-
WHADDA-WHADDA?!"
to pretend I am invisible and
can't even see myself!




 

Things like...uh-oh...Vinny comin' 
in for a "meet & greet"
(Pirate-style! DRAT.)



 

Can you see me on the far right
gobbling up as much hay as I can
and leaving my own special
"fragrance" on it before
The Reckoning?!
DRAT, HE COMIN'
FO' ME NOW!


 

MOM! GET OUTTA DA WAY,
Peter-Peanut got places to go,
piggies to see...
Vinny to RUN AWAY FROM!
MOVE, MOM, MOVE!



{PROLOGUE FROM YUM-YUM: 
"He'll make a fine pirate some day...
just not To-Day!"}