UH-OH, GUINEA PIGS CHEW SIR PAUL McCARTNEY'S SHEET MUSIC LEAVING A MESS AFTER OPENING CEREMONIES AND SHOW NO REMORSE

 

NEWS UPDATE: Cavies have escaped
007's Royal Jumpsuit, blatantly leaving 
evidence (press pic for close-up)
onstage behind Sir Paul McCartney!
All sheet music chewed and mussed up;
cavy detectives brought in by Order
of Her Royal Majesty, The Queen.
(somebuddy really gonna get it now!)
McCartney quoted as telling the press
to "JUST ROCK ON LIKE THE
CAVIES DO, MATES, JUST
ROCK ON!"
Sir Paul denies any knowledge of cavies'
whereabouts...but is seen wearing a very
suspicious looking black COAT...
with suspicious sounds emanating
from what appears to be a Guinea Pig's
Magical Mystery POCKET: "Squeeeeee!"