OPEN LETTER TO CALVIN...

Dear Calvin,

You recently "endured" your first nail trim and our hearts go out to you, they really do!
Can you press on the photo to see how short my own toenails are? All I'm gonna say is
they are the reason mom had a styptic pencil in the house in the first place. 'Nuff said!

But ain't i pretty? You do get used to your manis and pedis and start to like them once
you realize your toes don't get all twisted up like they once did in a former life, before
coming here...they won't get all twisty and - in some cases - even grow back around into
the bottom of your foot! Bear's toes were so deformed by the time he came here in 2009,
we think? Twisted...

So, you can relax and breathe easier knowing...OH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? SHE
GONNA GET THAT LAST TOENAIL BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE THE STYPTIC PENCIL
ALREADY MOIST AND WAITING: GOOD LUCK, WEE LAD! YOU GONNA NEEDS IT!

love,
MacNutPie

Let's Do Something AWESOME!

YouTube - Help the Weavers Rebuild!

Dear Friends, MODS, and all loved ones,

We have been posting news of the Weaver

Family and their guinea pig sanctuary in

Alabama...please take a moment to watch

the newest video and pause...if there is

anything you can think of to help, we warmly

invite you to follow your heart's bidding.

Love,

YumYum, Raj&Taj Mahal, Coconut,

MacNutPie, and Calvin the small

and momNutpie

"My Sweet Spot!"

OOOooooh, how many of you readers know the secret to a blissful piggy? You think our snout? WRONG.
Our ears and back? Wrong. (but not completely, same for snout...just STILL WRONG!)
Tummy: definitely WRONG! sigh...FINE!

We piggies have a secret sweet spot and nobody loves it better than The Mac!

Calvin: "Me loves it, too, Mac. Calvin loves him his sweet spot and mom she knows it, too!"

Mac: "FINE. But this is MY POST and so..."

Calvin: "They know from the pictures, Mac, they already know."

Mac: "FINE. Then look at the pictures, MAKE 'EM BIG if you want, and discover the anti-aging secrets of Andean cavies: Lovin' the honey pot, oh baby, it's the sweet spot, when you's hot, you's HOT!"

Calvin: "Is that even a sentence, MacNut? I don't think that's a sentence. It even sounds...naughty..."

Mac: "mmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm......."
mommy loves us.

The "MAC" IS BACK!

hi, it's me. yeah, having a great time. as you can see. bye. thanks for calling.

May I Please Have Your Attention for a Story?

TO BE CONTINUED:  Please keep going,
it's about ME!

Uh-OH! Here comes mom...this canNOT be good!

...she got me by surprise, see, i was just there and next thing i know she got me and it was by surprise, just like i says!

Read on, the worst is yet to come: press that "I wanna know what happened NEXT" button!

It says: "Older Posts" but that just CODE for: "SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!"

PERSONAL FOUL!

It's Calvin "the small" here and i am writing to right the wrong that was wrongfully done to me to right my toenails, which was so wrong! mom snatched me up, lured me into her lap with some yummy fresh organic goodies, and the next thing i know i have had a mani & pedi until she got to the next to the last toenail and she says i moved but that is SO NOT TRUE! everybody knows guinea pigs do not move when they are eating. long toenail short, she clipped too close to the quick,
i squealed, there was blood, she had never used a styptic pencil and only then realized it had to be moist so we all goes into the bathroom and I AM BLEEDING (ok, not a gusher, but look how delicate my toes are!) and she finally got the pencil ready but i wouldn't let her touch that toe! i scurried back into my Pigloo a very unhappy Calvin and took a nap. alone.
then felt much better, got happy and i still have one unclipped toenail and knowing it is going to drive mom crazy - hee-hee! so i is very proud to be Calvin the small with my one,
unclipped nail: she didn't get ALL OF ME, not even the best part!
oh, that not true, she got my Heart.

sincerely, please fix her,

Calvin "the small"

CALVIN: " ? "

Calvin wonders about many things. He whispers them to mom when he kisses her finger. Then she wonders, too.
And they wonder together, about many things, just mom and Calvin.

WHEN IS MOTHER'S DAY? WE WANTS THIS CAMERA

YouTube - Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera

^^^^CHECK THIS OUT^^^^

Dear Friends,

We know you adore how cute we are. Imagine seeing us like THIS!

We wants this Phantom camera and we knows how to get us one.

Not really. We just gotta be cute, the way we is.

Still, though...pretty amazing stuff, huh?

Houston: WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM!

We have nothing to say. We have ordered special AAA airplaine eye cover thingies, becuawe we know we in trouble now.
mom has arisen (albeit bery, very briefly) to annoucne she is cured. now she tired from arising and lying down again.
yeah, this gonna help...read on, but be afraid, be VERY afriad! canot type better but this too important not to blog
in case you neverr hear from us again...she danced on us. so now you know. what you do with that informatiln is
to be determined by MOD Insecurity Council...prayers, rupees, water from Ganges, yoga lessons, and lettuce all
welcom.e.

sighned,
YumYum, the Astonished

FILE UNER: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN US!

THIS MUCH WE KNOW: MON NOT HER USUAL SELF and besidesc cannot type, she says she just realizedzed
she dodn't know how to dance Bollywood and how "The Cure" (cannot stop sobbing...sirry) has ben right in front
of us all along: she learn Bollywood dance and be bettr than evah.

P.S.(not kidding: ordered Bollywood dance instructional dvd today, see she already type beetrer?!)

P.S.S. TELL NO ONE: (our mom, she don't look like dis^ here^ but yuo didn't read it here: reallly, she DON'T!)

JAI HO: OH NO! HELP US PIGGIES, PLEASE!

YouTube - Slumdog Millionare - Official Jai Ho Music Video (HD)

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^WATCH THIS, please, then help us!^^^^^^

JAI HOoooooo....Jai HOOOOOoooooo......

oH-No...ooooo.....*!*oh, NOOOOOoooooooo......

HELP.
US.
PLEASE.
mom ordered a video to learn to dance and sing bollywood
which exhausted her (ordering the video) so much she then
went back to bed,
from where, presumably, she will be performing in owlie
pajamas provided by PartridgePieBollywoodCostume Co.
we doesn't know whether to thank them or warn them...
Wheeek.
(we know if we See - or, worse, HEAR - her do dis we gonna all turn into pillars of salt!)