Dear ungrateful, Precious Little Darlings,
Our friend, MariFUN, has been working very, very hard on creating special carrot-top wedding items
exclusively for YOU, MacNutPie, and YOU, pretty little CocoNUT, and now you want to throw away
all decorum and stage a PirateKidnapping Wedding full of "Arrrgh's" and body odor, and parrots
screeching: "Grab Thy Wench, Matey, Grab Her and MARRY HER! SQUEEE!" and I just hope you will consider our Wedding Planner's feelings before you make her walk the gangplank if she catches the bouquet. If she not already thrown overboard wid the rest of us so you can hog the buffet
(no pig-hog puns intended.)
Sincerely,
(not really)
mom
Razuh mataz-mumble grumble Johnny Depp- plank push- drown-anchors round your little &$@#!!!
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I'm with Marifun!
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MOM!
well, not about the push-drown-anchors, of course, you know i meant the part about Johnny Depp!
ReplyDeletesincerely,
Mom!
Did somebody say Johnny Deppp? Quick, put a choke collar on Mom, dats de ony ting will hold her back!
ReplyDeleteAARGH! NU-UH!
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