DETENTE

 

WHAT are we gonna do about Vinny?
Dunno.
Me, neither.
Ask mom?
Eat hay?
Eat hay.
O.K.
Yeah, eat hay.
Vinny's getting his 
own BIG CAGE.
Let's eat hay,
mom's got Vinny
and he's talking to
Aunt Connie in the
bedroom so we can't
hear him...just overheard
something about being
lop-sided...bunny ears,
some kind of Easter thing?
mini-lop-bunny-Easter...hat?
But mom's Jewish. Just not practicing it.
So, let's eat hay.
Maybe it's a Passover thing?
She don't do that.
Matzoh rabbit ears?
Honest, just her name Hebrew, that's it.
She don't do nothing else.
Mainly goes to India to write and stuff.
and meditates and does yoga and listens
to Sufi music and reads mystic poets
translated from Persian...why she and
Vinny talking about lop-sided Passover
bunny-hat is beyond me! Bet that
Aunt Connie behind it, she always
behind the mischief, always!
Like they say in New Jersey:
"Ah, fuggetaboutit!"
Yeah, chomp, chomp.
Good hay, though.
Yeah, good hay. 
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THE END.