~DEDICATED TO AUNTIE CONNIEeeeeeeeee,
VINNY-GUINEA'S GODMOTHER
IN NEW JERSEY~
I don't know why no one wants to play with me,
eat with me, sleep with me, or live with me anymore.
Mom loves me. She made me a special cage
and soon I'll have a grown-up cage that will connect to the
other cages if they'll have me. Why won't they have me?
We all lived together once.
What happened?
I don't understand life.
Neither does mom.
So now she's my best friend.
She listens while I talk.
Even Auntie Connieeee could hear
me the other night over the phone cuz
I gotta lot to say and Auntie Connieeee
is my godmom cuz she named me
(before mom even thought of getting me)
cuz of Auntie Connieeeeee said,
you need a VinnyGuinea and mom said
"Shut up! Shut up!" cuz Auntie Connie's
so cool cuz she lives in New Jersey where
everybody's named Vinny and she makes
mom laugh so hard and mom curses like
a sailor when she talks to Aunt Connie cuz
everything Aunt Connie sez comes true no
matter how many times mom says
"Shut UP! I'M NOT LIST'NIN TO YA!"
then falls outta her chair laughin' so hard.
So I was wid mom while she was talking
and Aunt Connie heard me but it's O.K.
cuz you should hear lil'LJ over at Connie's
when he starts barking he makes this sound
like somebody comin' at him wid a butcher
knife CUZ HE'S HAPPY! CUZ ONE O'HIS
PEEPS IS COMIN' HOME, GUESS THAT'S
THE WAY THEY DOES IT IN NEW JERSEY.
I LOVE AUNT CONNIE, SHE WANTS ME
TO HAVE A WIFE,
AND MOM TELLS HER TO
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" SO LOUD SHE
GONNA FALL
OUTTA HER CHAIR AGAIN...
Can't even tell ya the really funny stuff...
Guess no wives now that we can't get our trotters fixed.
I wish mom would call Aunt Connie tonight.
What is time and why is it different in New Jersey?
That vexes me.
What a super-snazzy hay-hat you have there Vinny!!
ReplyDeleteMy GodSon...is sooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!.....
ReplyDeleteHow about a "fixed" female???....oh oh....
Vinny does not like being alone!!!!!.....he told me all ABOUT it on the phone!!!!....
vinny, his royal HAY-NESS .... ;-)))
ReplyDeletein any situation a joy to behold ...
Thank you all for your lovely compliments, except mom said to tell Auntie Connie: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP ALREADY!" (She's in New Jersey, they all talk like that, problem is Aunt Connie the only one who understands me and we talk on the phone and I don't talk to nobody but her and this morning she even suggested a bunny! While mom was yelling "Shut UP!" But she was laughing so hard she couldn't get both words out, so me and Auntie Connie was talking about what would happen if I got a mini-lop-eared female bunny and then...mom yelled
ReplyDelete"Shut UP!" so hard she nearly fell outta bed so she didn't let me talk to Aunt Connie anymore cuz she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe hardly. I love Aunt Connie. She's the only one who really GETS ME. SHE "GOT ME" before mom even realized SHE was gonna "Get me." Love YOU, Aunt Connie! Your VinnyGuinea