Just a midnight snack to thank you for
encouraging mom to give me the
best she had to give.
Now I am certain that my "Bits"
will descend with the rest of my
man-parts now that they have
a place of their own.
Right? Am I right?
(no, seriously, where are they?)
encouraging mom to give me the
best she had to give.
Now I am certain that my "Bits"
will descend with the rest of my
man-parts now that they have
a place of their own.
Right? Am I right?
(no, seriously, where are they?)
Speaking of midnight snacks, Mr. DommyDom has become very demanding in that department. Since he went on prednisone for his autoimmune disease, he has become ravenously hungry all of the time. Soon I will have to buy him a new fur coat because his old one won't fit. Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteDid you say...FUR?! coat?
DeleteI don't know where they are... and I won't be looking. You're cute, but I'd much rather see your face!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't we ALL?!
DeleteAmen to that. From your Mom's description of your other "man part" I'd rather see your very handsome face too.
ReplyDeleteHe’s got a cute nose and big round eyes
ReplyDeleteHe’s created excitement you can’t disguise
He’s a wonderful MEERI from a perfect pair
And that’s reason enough for a great fanfare
So... ta-dah!
Ta-dah .... ta-dah !!!!!
Thanky-you, Auntie Ingrid, wish everyone would just enjoy the adorableness of the me they CAN SEE instead of making a ruckus of the missing-parts-STUCK-us!
Deletelove,
VinnyGuinea
That grass looks jolly good, mini-Vinny-, are you sure you won't mind sharing it with ME when I pop over? Fairy xxx
ReplyDeleteOH, FAIRY! OH FAIRY! OH...MOM! MOM! MOM! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
DeleteFAIRY WANTS TO VISIT ...ME?
P.S. FAIRY THIS IS TRUE! YOU KNOW how we said a long time ago she never thought of a liddle rake before and always just used a liddle fork for our wheekgrass? well, now that we all have BIG CAGES she went to the hardware store and bought a mini-rake for our WHEEK-GRASS since she now has to grow it in three separate little containers and she got a mini-shovel like Uncle Ians only teensy-weeny like my (OH STOP THAT, YOU READERS!) TEENSY LIKE ME! and...one other thing, since it IS supposed to be spring even though it isn't. You have inspired mum's gardening to become the best
THAT IT CAN BE after we watched your instructional blog posts and now mum's gonna do it like that but the part about getting a chain-saw to make...(shhhhh, YOU know) can we keep them on the down-low cuz SHE WILL DO THAT TO!
SQUEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEONE PAID ATTENTION TO ME!
little VinnyGuinea
Oh meohmywhiskers! Little mini-the-Vinny-Guinea! Can this mean . . . only one thing . . . . that you are growing extra grasses ready for VISITORS? If I can come then yes, I know, I will bring BIG MAVIS with me! Oh I am so giddy I think I might . . . thud :O
DeleteOH NO! YOU SAID "BIG MAVIS!" BIG MAVIS BIG MAVIS! MOM WANTS TO GET AN ESPRESSO MACHINE, AND AFTER FEEDING AND LOVING US, SHE WANTS TO REV UP HER EASTER CHAIN-SAW AND HACK AN ALREADY FALLED-BY-WINDSTORM GINORMOUSE TREE INTO OUR VERY OWN "BIG MAVIS" CUZ MOM SAYS A WOMAN WITHOUT A CHAINSAW AIN'T A PROPER WOMAN AND A CAVIARY WITHOUT A "BIG MAVIS" JUST AIN'T RIGHT, NEITHER...LUCKY SHE COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT AN ESPRESSO MACHINE, WHEW! LOVE, GRATEFUL VINNY-GUINEA
DeleteMaybe Vinny is meant to be a soprano and not an alto. Let's be Frank about the beans!
ReplyDeleteWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, MUM JUST PIP'd and you either a MOD like we esplained or you ain't cuz mom not 'splaining THAT ONE! HA-HA-HA ON MARIFUN!!!! YOU!!!!
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