A lot of people think George Clooney's
Italian Villa is the bee's knees. But I just
got mine and I disagrees! Look at my lips,
I am starting to smile again after the...the...
well, you know, The Time of Not Smiling.
Italian Villa is the bee's knees. But I just
got mine and I disagrees! Look at my lips,
I am starting to smile again after the...the...
well, you know, The Time of Not Smiling.
Last night mom put my Big House together
and it was like suddenly I became a man.
Just look at me! All by myself with my own
Big Leaf and nobody to show me what
to do. My smile may be goofy but
that's what makes me so adorable.
And mom giggles when I smile like a man!
and it was like suddenly I became a man.
Just look at me! All by myself with my own
Big Leaf and nobody to show me what
to do. My smile may be goofy but
that's what makes me so adorable.
And mom giggles when I smile like a man!
Nom-nom-NnnnnnnnnnnnOMmmmmm!
I still gotta work on this manly-man-eating!
I still gotta work on this manly-man-eating!
DID-IT! And check out the size of that leaf,
too, I mean, whadda leaf, that's what Vinny-
Guinea's talkin' about, y'know?
too, I mean, whadda leaf, that's what Vinny-
Guinea's talkin' about, y'know?
What if Fairy SAW? (I'm TOO CUTE...now
i feel so shy...little precious Vinny gettin'
noticed by Fairy?! Ya Thinketh?
oh my...i just got shy...)
i feel so shy...little precious Vinny gettin'
noticed by Fairy?! Ya Thinketh?
oh my...i just got shy...)
Oh, Miss Faaaairy, I would share this with you...
and graciously offer you the biggest slice/bite
thingy/piece...(oh now i am just babbling)
What is Bhindi Shark-Fin doing on my post, smiling like that for?
and graciously offer you the biggest slice/bite
thingy/piece...(oh now i am just babbling)
What is Bhindi Shark-Fin doing on my post, smiling like that for?
I love mom scritchy-scratching me a LOT!
MAKES ME ROLL OVER ON MY
SIDE GIGGLING AND KICK OUT
MY LEGS...but messing wid me and
my lady? She saw ME FIRST!
There's only one Fairy and...
Little Brother Vinny, she saw me first!
And she's British, they like "bits"
with their "chips" sorry to say it
just HAD TO BE SAID SO THERE
YOU HAVE IT!
(But mom says cuz I SO well endowed
she startin' to hafta pull stuff called
"schmutz"outta my "hoo-hoo" like hay and
stuff cuz it keep getting stuck between the
"elevator doors" as it were, and
that Fairy ain't gonna find that
sweet, neat, or genteel for to compete.)
WhatZ SchmutZ? Another Jewish Holiday?
MOM: "BHINDI: I LOVE YOU.
DON'T ASK & I WON'T TELL!"
Good night, precious WonderFulls!
MAKES ME ROLL OVER ON MY
SIDE GIGGLING AND KICK OUT
MY LEGS...but messing wid me and
my lady? She saw ME FIRST!
There's only one Fairy and...
Little Brother Vinny, she saw me first!
And she's British, they like "bits"
with their "chips" sorry to say it
just HAD TO BE SAID SO THERE
YOU HAVE IT!
(But mom says cuz I SO well endowed
she startin' to hafta pull stuff called
"schmutz"outta my "hoo-hoo" like hay and
stuff cuz it keep getting stuck between the
"elevator doors" as it were, and
that Fairy ain't gonna find that
sweet, neat, or genteel for to compete.)
WhatZ SchmutZ? Another Jewish Holiday?
MOM: "BHINDI: I LOVE YOU.
DON'T ASK & I WON'T TELL!"
Good night, precious WonderFulls!
TMI!
ReplyDeleteBy the way... where's George? A little bit of "false advertising" going on around here.
We help him out when the paparazzi finally works his last, raw nerve. He may be George, but he's still human!
DeleteElevator doors! I lauged so hard, I got a cramp! You one funny Momma!
ReplyDeleteVinny, my maaaan! Now you are fully ensconced in your own pad I think it's time me and you got together and had a little chat, you know what I mean, my man?
ReplyDeleteI have an idea, I'll be YOURS Saturday to Monday, Bhindi's Tues to Thursday and then Yum Yum's (which to be fair, is where it all began) from Friday to err . . . Friday night!
How's that suit you?
Anyway, who is this George Clooney? Is he brown and white or what? Fairy xxx