Gentle readers,Before Oboe, our neighbor, became "Chin-Sun-Kitty" (next post) she was studying mysticism with none other than Pink Mouse. Her mom, am, has described amazing discoveries she made regarding Pink Mouse on their own blog, (see above blog link with magic #37!)
Now Pink Mouse is teaching Oboe how to live in accordance with Rare Sun of the Pacific Northwest!
None of us piggies have a Pink Mouse so we asked mom for Pink Mouses of our very own.
Perhaps we will receive one since we have been very good!
Perhaps we will NOT receive one since we have been very bad!
Mom loves us no matter what, she just thinks Pink Mouse would not survive our long, rodential teeth and penchant to rip open Sources of Wisdom to discover the Secrets Within that take others on long spiritual
journeys lasting an entire lifetime: Oh, Big Woo!
LIKE WE CARE? Seriously, dear reader,
Guinea pigs have short life-spans: 5-7 years and Bear is already 5! We don't have time for long,
spiritual journeys. We told mom so. We asked her for a Pink Mouse so that we could rip it open
and receive the Secrets of Life for our immediate gratification! When your life-span is so short you don't exactly have all day for learning profound life lessons, blah, blah, blah...just time for stuff like playing, Runabouts, eating favorite foods that are good for us, eating favorite foods that are not good for us (wires, if one of us escapes and finds one lying on the floor connected to the electrical socket to the wall: talk about Sudden Awakenings!) and all kinds of fun stuff that makes mom shout: "Nooooooooooooooooo! BAD PIG! STOP!"
Music to our floppy little ears, I tell ya: Livens up our shenanigans every time we get mom to go Over The Top And Down the Rabbit Hole when we're playing with her head to entertain ourselves: Hee, hee. We bad!
Who cares? We want a Pink Mouse now! Three, in fact, one for each of us.
Mom? MOM?!
YumYum: "PandaPig, LOOK: She's sunning her chin."
PANDA OUT!
