Each morning, I practice yoga with Raj and Taj Mahal, who think yoga is Sanskrit for "chase each other and run as fast as you can around your little cardboard house, then relax in Sivasana before fresh veggie breakfast."
Mom joins us, too, when she is able. She gave me this lavendar sheet for my very own yoga mat! Hers is bright orange, as you might recall from the time she used an egg-timer to bring her out of Sivasana in time for a doctor's appointment and it was also the last time because when it went off she nearly went into cardiac arrest. We could've told you mom, that it was not a good idea, but do you ever listen to us?
Mom says I'm doing beautiful yoga asanas, especially difficult, advanced forward stretches involving wheat grass!
P.S. We saw how yoga toes are supposed to look in her magazine and mom said mine were the BEST YOGA TOES!