We were so excited to hear from Alison, founder and editor of The Guinea Pig magazine that Calvin has already been published and that more of us will appear in the special Holiday Issue and Taj may even get his pretty chocolaty self on a COVER! So, we sent Coconut to buy mom a special "thank you for making us famous" gift and this is what she got mom.
Now...none among us know exactly
what this IS even though Coconut insists it is an apron. We doubt it. Mom don't cook. Don't do dishes. Just waits for neighbors to call the HazMat Team from the Hanford Nuclear Reactor who come in all dressed in their funny outfits and take everything out to where they store plutonium, which is what we suspect was growing in the blender...now gone with the wind.
Either way, mom a girl and Coconut a girl so this what we giving her. Anybody wanna
hazard
a guess to tell us what this is?
We thought not.
Row, row, thong,
whatEVEH YOU IZ!
