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Friday, July 1, 2011

There WAS Art!

Dear Everybody,
Mom went. She walked so was sweating like a sow in heat
by the time she got there in the swishy skirt...aside from the
sweatin' and the shameless eating of really incredible
gourmet thingys handmade by Ruben, and other stuff,
it was fun. Hid in a studio, stuffed her face, and got to
know two of the other artists real well and had a good
time. Shouldn't be eatin' all that much when ya's wearing
a swishy skirt...other than that, THERE WAS ART.
IT WAS FUN. SHE CAME HOME. NOW WE GOTZ
HER AND SHE IS OURZ, ALL OURZ!
Thank you, we will post pics in a few days...mebbe!
The gallery truly is beautiful. Rick did good. Ruben
cooked good. Harpist played good. And it WAS ALL GOOD.
Yours Truly,
YumYum
"MOM, LOVE US, FEED US, CLEAN OUR CAGES,
LET US RUN FREE AS THE WIND, BRUSH THE
MITES OUTTA OUR FUR, REFILL OUR HAY BINS,
WHERE OUR PELLETS? DON'T EVER GO OUT
AGAIN!" oops. we still online? oops.

Dum-Dee-Dum-Dum-Dee-Dee-Dum...





Hi Mom, I love you! You don't mind my...oooh, i DO need a nail trim, don't I? just climbing up here...oopsie, didn't mean to scratch ya, mom, HEY! YOU SHAVED YOUR LEGS FINALLY? cool, oh, it for that art thing, huh...don't mind me, just climbing up here to see what you have drawn...oh, not one of your pictures? Of course not, mom, so you won't mind if I just...nom-nom-nom...

{EDITOR: "RAJ MAHAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"}

nothing. OH BLOODY HORK, she got the eyes of an eagle. oh well, at least she shaved her legs!
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PSssssT! Hey, MacNut, Don't Look NOW, but Raj is...

Taj beneath his spongeBobsquare-house snitching on his brother, Raj...no scruples in this herd, none.
We should be ashamed of ourselves.
We just aren't.
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Uh-OH: BUSTED!


Dear faithful readers,

Please don't get the wrong impression. We recognize that mom justifies her time spent drawing
(TIME SPENT AWAY FROM US) as a way to generate income so we can enjoy a higher quality
of life.

OF COURSE IT IS, MOM, SUCH A SAINT Y'ARE!

We see through it whereas, since many of you are not guinea pigs (although the Hooligans are
totally gonna be with us on this, we just KNOWZ IT!) you think mom is an altruistic, deeply
committed (well, the "committed" part true) person.

Just ain't so because there is nevah, EVAH any justification for not paying attention to us,
unless it is to work on the wheatgrass farm...

(But we kinda ate that, too...ooops, what I mean by TOO?)

Hey, we are in training for ArtSnackN and - unfortunately - Raj got busted last night practicing on
a paper towel. He got the stealth of a drunk effelant, that one. Some of us (Calvin the small) are
quieter, less obtrusive about our PirateArtRaidZ!

Anyhoo...just sayin' hope we don't get caught again.

Love,
the good one,
YumYum
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There WILL BE ART!

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Tonight's the night: will mom really wear a swooshy skirt,
cowboy boots, yet do Bollywood dance moves to the two-step
since they're the only ones she knows?
Gawd, we hope not! But what can six guinea pigs do?
sigh...she even gettin' a hair trim, makes it curly, bouncy, and...
DEEP BREATH, y'all: GIRLY! In a Sundance kind of way.
Now, if she can only stand up and get there...
THERE WILL BE ART!

Just, for the love of All Things Sacred and to not hasten
the Apocalypse, PLEASE MOM, no Bollywood!