HayToss ABSTRACTED

Have you any idea how hard it is having an artist for a mom?
See, I think this shows my good side.

But she reading all about Expressionism as being the
first real, Western style of painting that used animals to illustrate and illuminate Spirituality in nature. She loves Franz Marc's paintings of cows and horses. So, during the Hay Toss, she found this image closer to Spiritual Expressionism than my formal portraits. Personally...
I feel objectified.
So many fancy words and so little meaning...
now I understand why some of mom's "companions" did NOT enjoy gallery galas!
They speak GobbleDeeGoop!
With all due respect to artists, of course.
~)not really(~
See how easy it is to be weird and call it a fancy name?
What would you call my new performance piece:
~)not really(~
?
PLEASE VALIDATE ME BY PARTICIPATING IN THE POLL (UP TOP ON THE RIGHT.)
THANK YOU!

AAARRRRGGGGH!

WHILE it is true that YumYum bears a striking resemblence to Johnny Depp in this photograph, be not deceived: It is one of the illusions pulled straight from the dubloon-bag of YumYum's arsenal of wooing! Mom is contacting "a person of note" to have YumYum's hat re-sized, because the sparkle in his eye can be seen (when not hidden by hat) Across the Pond straight into FairyLand!

During an exclusive interview last year, Johnny Depp revealed for the first time, that if he was a guinea pig, he would be YumYum! Personally, we still love him from "Benny and Joon" and would walk 10,000 miles to see it again!

Thank goodness for NETFLIX!

Millicent Beatrice

Millie Bea, so your mom has been out shopping for you, buying you even more snuggly cuddle cups and tunnels and flowers and now we see you are wearing a CROWN with DOVES? Could you be in love?

Either way, what a lovely life you have now with your mom who rescued you and has completely spoiled you
(WAY TO GO, MILLIE BEA, YOU GOT HER RIGHT WHERE WE WANTS 'EM, EH?)
and we just wanted to pop by for a spot of tea but mom says we gonna have a storm so she taking her 4-wheeled walker to get us plenty of good salad treats and piggie-spoiling items sure to please, even if we are all stuck inside.

When are we NOT stuck inside?

Have we ever been OUTSIDE?

That the beauty of brain-damage! Mom ain't got NO idea what she doing, thinks we roam free through
sumptuous hay-flower gardens surrounding her majestic summer villa in Italy, so she endeavors ceaselessy to make up for our "winter incarceration" overcompensating us with GuineaSpoiling!
We are so NOT taking advantage of her disAbilities, we are mere exploiting them and can't wait to see what she brings home! It's a fine art we have refined, the exploitation of Mom's Confoozion.

Milicent Beatrice...you look quite fetching -

"YUM-YUM, GIVE IT A REST!" shouts the herd, rolling their eyes, tossing hay bales into the sky!

The herd is merely jealous...ta-ta and please keep this between us as my little Fairy mustn't see this.
Nor you see her. Or -

"YUM-YUM, YOU SHAMELESS DON JUAN DE MARCO, GIVE IT A REST!"