Calvin: "YO! My Bro, so what'd the vet say today?"
YumYum: "Calvin, he don't think I got cancer-schmancer!
And then while mom kept 'plaining bout me not drinking,
whatya think I did?"
Calvin: "Uh, uh...mmmm....hmmmm....drrrrrrr.......????"
"CALVIN! PAY ATTENTION! I PEED ON THE VET'S
LAP SO HARD IT CAME OUT HORIZONTAL, HA-HA!"
Calvin: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-harizontal?! RUH-ROH!"
YumYum: "No! It was great, showin' him I ain't dehydrated!
Nice, gentle, kind vet, too, had me on his lap, so sweet, but he
stuck a mothOmeter up my BEHIND so I had to esspress
m'self HORIZONTAL ALL OVER HIM! Ain't sticking no
TreeNoMeter in MY BeHIND again: WAaah!"
Calvin: "Wow! Bet mom happy! She been so worried 'bout
so many...Mom, hear the good news?"
YumYum: "Mom?!"
Mom: "drrrrrrr...........zzzzzzzzzz............" plop.
"Night, Calvin the small."
"Night-night, YumYum, I'm glad you don't have cancer."
"Me, too, Calvin, me too. Let's just keep those who do in
our hearts and prayers.""Always, YumYum, Always."
