Panda Pig's Peace Sanctuary: Way of the Guinea Pig!

"Who can know what effect our smallest acts of kindness may have on others? Perhaps the most important contribution of Mother Teresa, who serves the most destitute and neglected, is that she instills in those who have been abandoned the realization that they too are loved." ~ Sant Darshan Singh Ji Maharaj ~ Panda Pig's Peace Sanctuary exists so that abandoned, neglected, sick, and dying guinea pigs may experience that they, too, are cherished and loved!

Friday, September 16, 2011

MOM? I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU...

Labels: DepaDOPE

Not sayin' more cuz only you can open the fridge door, but...since you started taking

that medicine to prevent your headaches...and before you started taking that medicine to

prevent your headaches...we...sort of...worry. You been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?

"No, but that Depakote turnin' me into a DepaDOPE!"

"Yeah, right, that's it."
ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

"But, mom, is it helping your headaches?"

"Why am I here? What is Life? Who Created the Universe, Coconut?"

ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

Coconut: "Bloody Hork, gonna be a long, long winter."

"What is dark matter? How do they know it exists if they can't find it?
You like fractals? I like fractals. But not in my latte..."

ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

Coconut: "Stop making fun of mom, she can't help it!"

ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO INTENSIFIED MANIACAL LAUGHTER.

Coconut: "hee-hee! yeah, this could be fun!"