Panda's First Smile

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Friday, September 16, 2011

MOM? I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU...

Not sayin' more cuz only you can open the fridge door, but...since you started taking
that medicine to prevent your headaches...and before you started taking that medicine to
prevent your headaches...we...sort of...worry. You been hanging out with Charlie Sheen?

"No, but that Depakote turnin' me into a DepaDOPE!"

"Yeah, right, that's it." 
ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.


"But, mom, is it helping your headaches?"

"Why am I here? What is Life? Who Created the Universe, Coconut?"


ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.


Coconut: "Bloody Hork, gonna be a long, long winter."

"What is dark matter? How do they know it exists if they can't find it?
You like fractals? I like fractals. But not in my latte..."

ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO MANIACAL LAUGHTER.


Coconut: "Stop making fun of mom, she can't help it!"

ENTIRE HERD ERUPTS INTO INTENSIFIED MANIACAL LAUGHTER.


Coconut: "hee-hee! yeah, this could be fun!"


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Bing Cavy, Please Stand Up - Guinea Pig Today


Although we have a link to Angela's blog on
"Blogs We Follow" this was just too good not
to post again! We have the "Live Your Life
the Guinea Pig Way" license plate from -
(trumpets sounding!) Cafe Press! - and when
people ask what that means we say: "You stand
up, wheek, and whistle. Then your slave brings
you food, pets you, adores you, and caters to your
every whim."

CD3 is so in trouble!

Open Letter to Millie Bea

Dear Millie Bea,

I love you so much I put on my famous Peruvian winter cap with which to court you.
Excuse me? Well, yes, it is true that they eat guinea pigs in Peru and -
What do you mean it offends you?
WHITE FLAG, Millie Bea, WHITE FLAG!
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Why Mom a Slow-Skater

Better to draft behind him. My coach said so.
Oh, Right, MOM! Don't hurt to be behind DIS, DO IT? You so busted, mom, so busted!

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Here's to Olympic Champions!


Mom says one benefit of being a "slow skater" is staying BEHIND the other skaters...
She says it's called "drafting" and saves energy for the final push to the finish line.
We think she just likes behinds. Either way, he pretty, no doubt about it!