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Sunday, February 28, 2010

BEAR THE BEAVER PIG

Bear bonded with Edwin during the Olympic traveler's stops at the Guinea Pig Hilton.  He loved cuddling up in Edwin's lap and just stretching out before telling Edwin what it is like to live with his two "little brothers," YumYum and me.

He also instructed Edwin in the fine art of vegetarian delicacies preferred by the Herd that Hears and Edwin complied.

Now we are all spoiled: WheeeK:happy!
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PANDA OFFERS THANKS

thank you, am, for inspiring a new way to see everyday beauty with wonder,
an artist's eye
and encouraging me to write poetry
love,
PandaPig
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I SPY WITH A LITTLE PIG'S EYE

i spy with a little pig's eye
spring sculptures reaching
with wings toward the sky.
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I SPY WITH A LITTLE PIG'S EYE

i spy with a little pig's eye
color just floating
like wood ducks
nearby
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MY LITTLE PIG'S EYE

i spy with a little pig's eye
dreams dance like cloud beams
across a blue sky
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Saturday, February 27, 2010

JUST A LITTLE GUINEA PIG

I'm just a little guinea pig
but mom says I have Big Thoughts and should publish them

And it scares me to say Big Thoughts aloud
because we laugh at YumYum's Big Thoughts

And we wonder at Bear's Big Thoughts

And I am afraid what will become of mine.

Mom says, "Be brave, little pig, and tell the world how you feel."

Is this the face of Brave?
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PANDA'S POETIC MOOD

METHINKS IT IS TIME TO COMPOSE A FEW LINES ON SPRING.

but, when?
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ARCS AND CURVES

do we look old to you?

we are brown and curled up

we are survivors

we are beautiful

we are leftover from last year

we bear the seeds of today
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EAGLE TREE


windblown, knocked around, shaken up, their nest endured
awaits spring, eagles fly by, new branches in their talons
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SOFT RAIN COMING


soft rain, old leaves, cattails reborn, life renews.
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THE END OF AN ERA FOR OHNO

Slideshow | Medal ceremony: Men's 5000m relay | NBC Olympics

WHAT EDWIN SAW TONIGHT!

Slideshow | Day 15: Men's 5000m relay | NBC Olympics

Friday, February 26, 2010

EDWIN CALLS FROM CELSKI BUS!

Slideshow | Day 2: J.R. Celski in the 1500m | NBC Olympics

Mom was in the middle of cleaning pig poo, washing water bottles, repacing soiled bedding, and trying to cajole me into a new type of piggie sleep-sack that I'm not really crazy about when Edwin called.

Again.

Vancouver will not sleep tonight after their short-track victories, but we knew that.

Edwin's favorite new opening to mom is: "Guess where I am?' or "Guess who I'm with?" and now there is nothing she wouldn't believe.

"I'm kinda in the middle of pig poo..."

"IM ON THE CELSKI BUS WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY! AND THEY REMEMBER ME!"

Well, back in the day when J.R. was young, a speedy little fella, we skated with his team down in Federal Way, where Apolo also got his start on ice from inline skating. Since you don't see too many Filipinos on the ice, Edwin spent lots of time talking with J.R.'s dad and family about the Philippines and speedskating and how much potential J.R. had; it was obvious even then he was special.

Apparently, they remembered Edwin and invited him onto their "Celski bus" where they all went as one big family downtown together. Vancouver EXPLODED in celebration after all the short-track gold medals Team Canada won. The Celskis wanted to invite Edwin to America House but you had to be on "the list" (read: an athlete, family, or movie star) so Edwin couldn't stay with them but it turns out J.R.'s aunt lives right down the street from Edwin in Seattle! So they talked awhile, too. J.R. has a tight-knit family, as does Edwin; Filipinos take great pride in their families, so he fit right in, just didn't have the cred to celebrate at the American Olympic House with all the A-list celebs.

Soon, the Canadians got drunk enough to start yelling nasty things about the Americans, so Edwin turned off the main drag where he ran into Lori Matsukawa ,TV News anchor for KING5 in Seattle, covering the Olympics locally for NBC! She wasn't too keen about all the anti-American sentiment brewing downtown, either.

Back when mom was a newspaper photographer covering Asian & international ethnic celebrations throughout Seattle, she photographed Lori Matsukawa at a Bon Odori Festival, and later had her photographs published in a book called, what was that book called, mom?

"I dunno. Gotta clean water bottles. Who is peeing so much? I'm running out of litter."

Mom not awake.

So Edwin walked away from the maddening crowd with Lori, and since the city will not sleep tonight, we hope he finds a safe little hidey-hole in which to sleep before catching an early bus back here. He could stay longer but he saw and experienced what he went there for, so we expect he'll be dragging his tired little carcass through the door while mom keeps her earplugs in and tells him not to wake her up.

Which means he'll wake us up to lots of yummies and play with us! Wheeeek! We like!

We don't know who else Edwin will run into or where he will spend the rest of his Olympic adventure, but it sure has been exciting having him around us piggies!

Mom asked if I could shut down (what she calls "the clamshell") laptop so she can finish getting the three of us ready for bed.

It's fun to be a guinea pig and hear stories about people adventures because in our heads we have our own Olympics but they consist more in seeing who can eat the most, the fastest! And it's usually Bear, the Beaver Pig. But silver medal is a toss-up between me and YumYum. And it's never too late to go for Gold! Especially when that next crop of home-grown wheatgrass comes in.

Sweet dreams, you beautiful world. Please love one another.

Panda Out!

WELCOME, WORLD!

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LIVE FROM THE OLYMPIC COLISEUM!

Dear Readers,

Once more, Edwin enjoys his Olympic kismet and, backpack in tow, ticketless as always, he has magically secured a ticket for the hottest show in town tonight, the Men's 500 meter finals and the Short-Track Relay!

He is pictured here hobnobbing with members of the Russian Olympic contingency who warmly invited him to Sochi to attend their Olympics four years from now. They gave him lots of Sochi stuff and he has friends in Russia  from when he taught Aikido and Kung Fu there way before he met Mom. Edwin is the one in the middle holding his bag of Olympic souvenirs for mom.

Tonight, in a small coffeeshop, he and the Iranian proprietor recognized one another as classmates from college in the Philippines... isn't it a small world! They both reminesced in fluent Tagalog, hugged, and cried  before Edwin again off to the Coliseum. Somewhere he obtained an "unobtainable" ticket, then ran into a member (or maybe the captain) of our team in Everett, WA, for whom Edwin had customed designed special gloves for use on those dangerous turns on the ice. (Edwin makes artificial limbs and his custom skating gloves were so popular he was encouraged to go into business selling him but he preferred skating.)

He then ran into the infamous Stephen Bradbury, Aussie short-track speedskater who won gold in the race (or, shall we say, CRASH!) that put Apolo Anton Ohno and short-track speedskating on the map back in Salt Lake City 8 years ago. Apolo and a Korean were battling it out for gold when, as the Korean approached the finish line, he made a BigAssB00-BOO, CREATING ONE OF THE MOST dramatic, bloodcurdling crashes in speedskating history! Mr. Bradbury was twiddling his thumbs way behind Ohno and the other Koreans because he could see that something he wanted no part of was about to happen!

He was right.

It did.

Thus, Mr.Bradbury, being the last (and maybe only) skater standing, glided smoothly across the finish line for gold, casually remarking in his lovely Aussie accent: "Sometimes the sun shines on a dog's ass." It must be an Aussie saying because we guinea pigs do not understand it.

What happened next kindled Korean death threats against Apolo because our hero, splattered in blood, summoned every ounce of his courage and strength to drag his torn-to-bits Lycra clad body across the finish line for Silver. A stunning photo of the crash appeared in a two-page spread in Sports Illustrated, the Korean was disqualified or something bad happened to him for "impeding" so instead of winning gold, our polite Korean displayed  good sportsmanship by taking his Korean flag and, instead of wrapping it around him in his presumptive victory lap, he threw the flag upon the ice and, enraged, began stomping on it with his skates like a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum.  Mom told us that was not good manners and not for any of us to ever behave like that.

In protest, the entire country of Korea issued so many death threat against Apolo that the Olympic computers actually crashed! And poor Apolo then had to remain sequestered in Olympic Village for the rest of the Games with bodyguards. He went on to win more races and, as a joke, a TV broadcaster from Apolo's native Seattle fabricated Ohno's signature "soul patch" out of black felt then wore it on his next TV broadcast.  Overnight, the soul-patch was a sensation and EVERYBODY started making and wearing soul patches; some guys even used mascara to make it look like they had grown one overnight. That's a real man, for ya. Nothing says "I've got Gold-medal courage" on a guy like mascara facial hair.  Humans baffle us.

Apolo's historic "courage-under-fire" effort and silver medal in the wake of that now infamous crash, Korea's rabid hatred of him, death threats that crashed Olympic computers, combined with Ohno's signature soul patch and headband put short-track speedskating ON THE MAP, people!  That is how the world learned about mom's favorite sport of thrills and spills on the ice and why not a ticket was to be found for tonight's finale (except by Edwin, somehow): BECAUSE tonight's races herald Apolo Anton Ohno's his last Olympic appearance!

And Edwin is reporting exclusively for our blog, LIVE FROM THE COLISEUM! TONIGHT!

But we're hungry and wants our carrots now.  Mom? MOM? HUNGRY.

WHEEEEEeeeeeeeKkkkkKKKK!

(Editor's Note: Translate above as "FEED US NOW, please.")

We wish Apolo and his team-mates Godspeed.  And we hope Edwin finds a nice place to spend the night.









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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

LYCRA ON ICE: VERY NICE!

Slideshow | Spotlight: Apolo Ohno in Vancouver | NBC Olympics

WHAT THE CAT SAID

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TODAY MOM FOUND HOPE

Mom was having a rough day, so she headed out on the trail with her four-wheeled walker and camera. She did not feel well and was sad for "people reasons."

We all did our very best to cheer her up: YuYum even ate carrots on her lap, purring and loving her, but she needed to move about. And YumYum got slightly bored once the carrots were consumed.

On the trail she met a young girl who adopted a dog for Christmas from the Whatcom Humane Society, a brindle boxer/lab mix puppy who had been abandoned to die, along with 5 siblings, in a back alley by an owner who thought they were ugly. Dumped shortly after birth they were discovered by some kind  soul who took them to the shelter.

This young girl is so loved by her dog! And so grateful someone found him worth loving: Rescues are special that way. He still has sadness in his eyes, but after a long conversation with this young lady, Mom realized with children like her in the world loving dogs like him, we are all going to be all right. This made her so happy she came home and gave us carrots! And we can tell that lap time will be plentiful tonight!  WHEEK! Happy.
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Video | Orange crush: Dutch love for speed skating | NBC Olympics

Video | Orange crush: Dutch love for speed skating | NBC Olympics

WE LOVE THE DUTCH! SEE WHY! THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT SKATING!

P.S. AND THEY'RE PLAIN CRAZY!

(EDITOR'S NOTE: this lovely video puts the following blog posts from the Olympics into better perspective.)

UNBELIEVABLE! NOOOOOOOoooo!

Video | Costas: 'You gotta see it to believe it' | NBC Olympics

THE BIGGEST OOPSY YET!

| NBC Olympics LONG TRACK SPEEDSKATING IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF HOLLAND, LIKE HOCKEY IS TO CANADA: unfortunately, well, uh-oh!

Olympic Tweets | 2010 Winter Olympics | NBC Olympics

Olympic Tweets | 2010 Winter Olympics | NBC Olympics

Good morning, all you Olympic readers! We just found out Edwin is planning to return to Vancouver for ONE more historic experience and this is gonna be WILD! It will be the men's short track relay. So here's some tweets and twitters from Apolo as he prepares for his upcoming 500 meter race followed on Friday by the relay: CHAOS ON ICE, humans, CHAOS ON ICE where ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, humans, and IT WILL! THRILLS, SPILLS, CHILLS, and even guinea pigs love this race because even though we don't understand what is happening we know that none of you human spectators do, either, and we aren't even sure if the skaters know.

We hope Edwin makes it and can tell us all about it for all you dedicated readers. The Olympics are drawing to a close soon, and spring is nearly upon us, so our blogging will change from heroic athletes and impossible screw-ups (do not even ASK about what happened to the Dutch speedskater headed for gold in the 10,000 meter...it's too...well, don't ask, please, or about the cross-country skier also headed for gold who accidentally took a wrong turn off the course headed towards the finish line.

Just goes to show humans aren't perfect and we guinea pigs feel compassion for you! But, wow, when you humans screw up on the International Stage, you really do make a big show of it...we're not sure if the Dutch speedskating coach is going to seek asylum on another planet in a galaxy far, far away but he must be considering that right about now; poor little dears, you humans! We love you anyway.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

TONIGHT I WILL ASK OF THE SKY

Tonight the stars and moon will argue over who gets to tuck me in

and I will ask each of them who has the most delicate touch

the most radiant light...for

even though I sleep at night

Tender luminescence glows as peace Within.

- PandaPigPoetry
February 23, 2010
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Monday, February 22, 2010

WHEN LOVE CALLED...





One day last summer when Sami, Chai's girlfriend, was visiting us from Seattle, an unusual thing happened. A brown creeper flew to the window next to where the two were lounging on their big blue chair. He stuck his little toenails into the screen and remained there,  staring at them calmly through the open window. Both cats were baffled!  Mom had never seen a brown creeper at the feeder, much less clinging to our window screen! Even her art/spiritual friend and neighbor, am, later remarked she had never seen one do that, either, and she has lived here a long, long time.

So, this was EPIC! I watched from my cage next to their chair while Sami and Chai bonded over their exhilarating discovery. It was then I understood that they truly missed one another because, frankly, guinea pigs don't find brown creepers electrifying.

Kale electrifies us.

Brown creepers...not so much.

Mom and Edwin watched the 2 cats and recognized they could not be kept apart much longer. Since mom had become too ill to walk Chai outside around the nature sanctuary as often as he preferred (twice daily: in the morning to see where the raccoons had peed during the night and in the evening to look for the doe and her deerlings; her fawns found him curious and would approach cautiously, sniffing him while he remained motionless until finally gesturing his trust by slowly rolling over on his spotted back to reveal his velvety, bright orange pumpkin-belly: a sign of vulnerability that signaled safety to the yearlings.)  He grew excited every afternoon towards nightfall with anticipation of adventurous wild deer encounters!  But mom could no longer walk him. They both felt sad because mom loved watching Chai and his young deerFriends as she sat still, breathlessly, on the nearby grass as the day turned into night.  Those moments felt infused with Magic!  And then they came to an end.  Mom could not explain why to Chai.

So, after the brown creeper incident, Chai moved down to Seattle to live with Sami and Edwin. And no one has seen a brown creeper since. Only kale.
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TODAY I MISS CHAI

I don't know if it's because of all the Olympics excitement, or meeting lots of new animals, or maybe that he still lived here with Mom when I first moved in last spring and was scared and he comforted me, but I miss Chai today.

Maybe because I've heard mom say his name a lot over the phone with Edwin who, after nearly ten years, continues to be amazed by the unexpected, sometimes mischievous, always brilliant things he does, but I miss my friend so much today.

Perhaps it is because guinea pigs are fun to be with, and mom loves us, but Chai gave me a sense of Wildness that domestic animals do not possess. Perhaps I miss him because he is Chai, and that is Why.
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EMBRACE ALL LIVING CREATURES




"Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty."
- Albert Einstein
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OHNO'S BIG INTERVIEW

Video | Short track: Ohno sits down with Costas | NBC Olympic

After consulting with the United Guinea Pig Skating Federation, we are all in agreement that there was lots of pushing and impeding (read: cheating) going on to keep our Apolo from his gold medal in every race. LOTS 'O CHEATING! But we piggies are impressed by his calm, cool demeanor, his grace under fire (on and off the ice) and complete lack of bitterness towards the athletes who robbed him of certain Gold. He's well put together, inside and out.

Two races remain and they are going to be a FLYING CIRCUS! If you've never seen a short-track relay, think of Tribes from the Land of Total Chaos wearing Samurai swords on their booted feet changing partners, pushing, shoving, some intended, most not, and a melee of indescribable, total, COMPLETE UNPREDICTABILITY on ICE! Some call it pure madness. Because, frankly, it is!

Kind of like the last man standing wins: sliding, skating, flying. Whatever it takes to cross that finish line.

We of the Guinea Pig Nation wish the U.S. Speedskating Team Godspeed!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

APOLO BITES MOM'S HAND!

Slideshow | Day 9: Ohno makes history in 1000m | NBC Olympics | Olympic Zone

THAT WOMAN'S HAND! WHO BIT IT?!

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HARMONYS DIDN'T BITE ANYBODY'S HAND!

Just look at that face! Harmonys is Bear's friend. She only kisses Mom.
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"WELL, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T BITE ANYONE'S HAND. APOLO'S HOT!"

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"I DID NOT BITE THAT WOMAN'S HAND, EITHER."

For once, somebody's telling the truth around here. Meet Sir Dom, the Italian Greyhound (or Iggie) that mom's friend, Ann who lives in Seattle, brought over today for playtime! Mom and Ann hadn't seen one another in years and Ann brought lots of neat stuff, like flowers, and food, and Sir Dom! Fresh kale for us (even though certain pigs, whose names I won't mention, like Bear and YumYum didn't deserve it)

Sir Dom is a royal dog and possesses the courage of a knight...but something about the Buddha statue out on the deck...well, the courage of a knight, as we were saying.

Mom and her friend and Sir Dom had the best time. And nobody bit mom's hand today.

We hope they come back soon!!
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YUM-YUM DENIES BITING ALLEGATION!

Note from Editor: we are allowing Yum-Yum to publish his first post.  He is still a baby but he has long teeth.


YUM-YUM: EVERYBODY is saying I did this to mom, but I didn't.


Note from Editor: Yes, he did.  And then, once her hand was out of the cast and she was about ready to start physical therapy, BEAR BIT HER IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE! We will allow Bear to post a response:

 "I DID NOT BITE THAT WOMAN'S HAND!"

Note from Editor: Yes, he did.  Two days ago.

CANADIANS DENY ALLEGATIONS OF LOSS TO AMERICAN OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM!

Note from Editor: Yes, they did.  They did lose.  But, on the bright side...

Pssssst, PANDA, I GOTTA CONFESSION

YOU DID WHAT?

YOU BIT MOM'S HAND?

AFTER WHAT YUM-YUM DID?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

O.K. MAYBE NOT AS MUCH TROUBLE AS THE CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAM IS IN AFTER LOSING TONIGHT TO THE AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAM, BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!
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