OOOooooh, how many of you readers know the secret to a blissful piggy? You think our snout? WRONG.
Our ears and back? Wrong. (but not completely, same for snout...just STILL WRONG!)
Tummy: definitely WRONG! sigh...FINE!
We piggies have a secret sweet spot and nobody loves it better than The Mac!
Calvin: "Me loves it, too, Mac. Calvin loves him his sweet spot and mom she knows it, too!"
Mac: "FINE. But this is MY POST and so..."
Calvin: "They know from the pictures, Mac, they already know."
Mac: "FINE. Then look at the pictures, MAKE 'EM BIG if you want, and discover the anti-aging secrets of Andean cavies: Lovin' the honey pot, oh baby, it's the sweet spot, when you's hot, you's HOT!"
Calvin: "Is that even a sentence, MacNut? I don't think that's a sentence. It even sounds...naughty..."
Mac: "mmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm......."mommy loves us.
