Vinny Declares Squirrel the Winner!

 

Squirrel, just dig those pretty pink
toes in and PULL! 
You Can Do IT!
{Vinny in Background,
not in the ring.}

ONE DAY AT A TIME.

 

We are taking life one day at a time,
appreciating ourselves by demanding
that mom give more lap time, treats, 
Runabouts, and All Good Things.
I'm feeling better, but now I know
that all it takes to get what I want is
this posture and facial expression:
Mom picks me up and gives me
snuggles because she gets sad.
Wow, why didn't anyone tell
me how good this works?
I get my way all the time now
and I'm LUVIN' IT!

 

Yum-Yum, I think you're on to something!
Today, I gave mom the "You pay attention
to everyone but me," look and 
CHECK. IT. OUT!
INSTANT Vinny-Guinea Spa Day!

 

Hey, if you're gorgeous, let the
world know! Yeah, baby.
Check out my tail-feathers!
Oooooh, baby-baby, you likey?
Fairy? Bear? Tell your sister
from Scotland she can have "all dis
heah" for free, she just gotta love me!

 

I'm so beautiful sometimes I can 
barely stand myself!!!

 

These are my: "Come Hither" eyes!
Waaaaah! Ladies, I'll put a ring on it.
(Beyonce, you can dance all right,
but can you POPCORN? like 
a guinea pig??? Can you?!")

 

Tra-La-La, I am Vinny-Guinea
and up top is Yum-Yum and those
should be names for the best
Gelato ice creams in the world.
Cuz we is silky smooth, sweet, and
DELICIOUS!
And as long as we got mom home 
nursing her migraine, we are workin'
it, baby, working IT!
PEACE OUT, WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
WE ALL DO!