Take it off before I - "
BHINDI: "Before you WHAT? Have you seen the latest issue
of Guinea Pig Magazine mom just got in the mail all the way
PETER: "Not exactly. Did it come with that crown, because if
it did, then I'm not sure I wanna - "
BHINDI: "WE'RE IN IT! WE'RE IN IT!
News more exciting than the Queen knighting me,
which, by the way, she DID!"
"WE're on Page 24, on the bottom, just like this!
Kinda. Sorta...but before my knighthood, alas."
"Yes, that's RIGHT!
Guinea Pig Magazine has rocketed
into Cyberspace and is now available for
BHINDI: "What is that funny "f" thingy?"
PETER: "OH, That's English for how much
mum weighs in pounds."
BHINDI: "Mum weighs f3,500 pounds? ICK!
(Everybody: "OOoooooh, when did
that happen? Not to mention when did we
start calling her "mum" instead of "mom?")
EDITOR: "That is NOT what it stands
for, how dare ye? I drew my best version
of English pounds, 3.50, which is the official currency of the United Kingdom,
which means SAVINGS FABULOSO since no
shipping fees apply!"
Just pip-pip to the official
and you are THERE!!!
Check out the newest issue hot off the press:
Even an exclusive feature with Michael Bond,
author of Olga Da Polga!
bet I get in Guinea Pig Magazine, too?
Just look at this face, how cute am I? Too cute!
Yes, that's right:
where you can see Bhindi and Peter-Peanut
and even a picture of our living room
on page 8, but know what's BEST?
"The Beginners Guide to:
Catering for Guinea Pigs"
by Mary Hiles
FOOD! FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD!
Our very own, beloved Taj Mahal
graced the 2012 New Year's edition,
but that was the winter we tragically
lost so many of our brothers,
- Taj, Raj, lil'Calvin, MacNutPie,
...oh now mum's crying, so we'll stop
naming every one of you but -
we love you more than words
can ever say,we miss you so...
we always will.
This blog post is dedicated to All of You
upon whose shoulders we now stand,
who trained mom to be our slave.
And Alison, founder and editor,
but - most of all - friend;
Thank you for Guinea Pig Magazine!
All of us at PandaPig's Peace Sanctuary
So go check out
the NEW, HOT-OFF-THE-PRESS online magazine because it's
the ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD
that gives us a Voice and chance to
endear you to the subtle, wheeky Wonder of
the Guinea Pig Nation!