Jens Custom Crafts LLC - Satisfied Customers

Jens Custom Crafts LLC - Satisfied Customers

^^^You have GOT TO SEE THESE stunning soft, plush,

moisture-wicking, luxurious items hand designed, made,

and created in all ways by our new special friend, Jen, who

also donates a portion of every month's profits to smaller

sanctuaries to help keep them going! She is AMAZING

and the only problem we are having, after ordering and

receiving 3 of her cuddle-cups and one tunnel is...

well, see our next post. It's not pretty. Some piggy's

mommy better get those cards into that gallery NOW!

But whether you own a cat or a hedgehog, a ferret or a

very, very, very small pony, these products are the best

gift you can give to your little bundle of joy. (You might

need a private consultation, depending on just how small

your horse actually is...)

Please enjoy her custom crafts as much as our piggies are!

Thank you, Jen!

The TUNNEL!

"Mom, what dis? What dis? Not the carrot, DIS THING?"
"GIMME da carrot, please..."

"HOLY HORK-PIE, BRO'S, THIS LOOKS SPOOKY, LIKE SOME KINDA HALLOWEENY THINGY! ANY CARROTS LEFT? ALL I SEE IN THERE IS YOUR POO!"

HA! HA! HA! LOOKS LIKE "FAT ALBERT" THE SCAREDY-PIG STUCK IN THE WRONG TUNNEL! LIKE WINNIE-THE-POOH! HE BETTER RECONSIDER THAT NEW THINGY!
WAAAAH, SQUEEEEE, HE SO FUNNY!

You didn't have to laugh at me like that, but, FINE,
I'll reconsider my options from the OUTSIDE!

Then solicit solid Intel from Secret Agent Raj Mahal,
code name Secret Agent Raj Mahal...
"So, buddy, whaddya think o'dat new tunnel thingy?"

"Hmmm, me thinketh thou shalt get thyself to a nunnery while I stake my claim on the Tunnel for MYSELF! CAPICHE?"

"Oh, YEAH, Baby, OHhhhh YEAH! THIS ONE FINE PLACE FOR A SECRET AGENT, CODE NAME,RAJ MAHAL!"

"EXCUSE YOU? Just cuz I's a girl don't mean I not a contender! Get OUT, you nasty thing. This tunnel is so soft it obviously meant for pigs of delicate persuasion and discriminating taste."

Hmmm...OH, How I love being me.

HEY, I SAID GET OUT,  WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND,  oh lovely Raj. You look especially dapper today, by the way, in case I neglected to mention it during tea, dahling.

No hope. Why try? They just laugh at me like I have no feelings, but I do have feelings and right now I feel hurt,lonely, sorrowful, and - do I look fat in this? Thanks, didn't think so. Wait a minute, I have a plan!

I have thunketh uppeth Oprah's Next Big Thang!

"Finally~ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

"Uh, Drrrr....huh? WHAT? My head getting squashed! Owwie!"

"Hee-Hee, Hi-Ho, And Here I go! I am MacNutPie and shall not be publicly dishonored! I will be in the Tunnel and stake a claim upon It for myselfeth! 
Raj, hope you have an escape route! Hidey-Ho,
bro, it's time to go! Muah-Ha-HAAh!"

"Raj, Raj? I can't hear you? Are you still in there?"


Silence. 


"MmmmRrrrmrumph...maybe, kinda, sorta, dunno really..."

HA! PATIENCE COMES TO ALL WHO WAIT.
OR, IF YOU WAIT FOR PATIENCE THou'z TUNNEL DOTH COMETH FORTH-WIdTH WELCOMING such Luxurious FLEECE...or, just:

HOORAY FOR ME! SquEEEEee!

The End!