Artisans Northwest opens on Cornwall Avenue | BBJ Today
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Tonight's the night: will mom really wear a swooshy skirt,
cowboy boots, yet do Bollywood dance moves to the two-step
since they're the only ones she knows?
Gawd, we hope not! But what can six guinea pigs do?
sigh...she even gettin' a hair trim, makes it curly, bouncy, and...
DEEP BREATH, y'all: GIRLY! In a Sundance kind of way.
Now, if she can only stand up and get there...
THERE WILL BE ART!
Just, for the love of All Things Sacred and to not hasten
the Apocalypse, PLEASE MOM, no Bollywood!
