I'm On My Way: Watch and Be Happy!

YouTube - Chance, now Rhys is Transported Home

^^^ kleenex alert!^^^

Thank you, Mother of Bob, the constipated Beta Fish

who will soon have smooth sailing, we just know it!

One Day More...We Shall SURVIVE, WE PIGGIES, WE SHALL!

YouTube - [Les Miserables] 10th anniversary - One Day More!

It's gone from Bollywood to Broadway to London's West End...

wethinks mom needs a ticket to somewhere...fast...please?!
Captain Picard! Wow, where'd you come from? (The West End, duh!)

Waves hand at the ensign, settles into his chair on the helm of the Enterprise,
and utters three words with Shakespearean magnificence: "Make It So."

And we made it. So...what now? Captain Picard, send her to the Klingons,
she's your strongest weapon!

"Make It So." And the piggies danced for joy until dinner time...when they
realized she had gone. So they offered to teach the Klingons the fine art
of Cophrogany in exchange for beloved mom...who had, by then, staged
"Evita" in Klingon, no easy task given their revulsion for Madonna's
lackluster performance in the film...so mom explained that on earth there
lives a woman named Patti Lapone, and that Made It So.

Mom HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN...

Bad News Travels Fast!

PsssT! Calvin!
Hi, YumYum, whassup?
Didya hear the latest?
What latest?
From Ms. A and DommyDom'sMom, and Auntie Meme and Jack?
Noe.
Noe? What's NOE?
i mean no. what, YumYum?
Ms.A and thems left a message about how mom kisses us on the...
On the what, YumYum? She only kisses me on my lil'pink lips! I love her so...
Yeah, little fella, well, whaddya EAT with those lil'pink lips o'yers, huh?
my poo. just like you and everybody else -
BINGO, BUSTER!

YumYum, you perplex me ------- uh...OH NO: ICK! OOOOH: that NASTY!
MuAh-HA-HA! WE GOT MOM, WE GOT MOM,
lil Cal, we got her for trimming yer nails; got her good, too!
YumYum, she gettin' us back...i just heard her coming down the hall with our newly laundered cuddle cups that didn't catch on fire in the dryer because they are still full of hay and shavings...and she was singing, "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" -in high soprano!

WTF?

ya...we'z in big trouble now, YumYum, big trouble is US! YumYum? Please don't cry...

I've heard her sing...I remember..."THE OPERA LESSONS"

OMG, no. please say no, YumYum...don't sob like that...

Front door opens...

"I HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN, I HAD TO ...DA-DA-DA, FRESH LAUNDRY
IS HERE, AR-GEN-TeeeeeNAAAaaaaa! Piggies? You know that I NE-VER
left you! I went to WASH YOUR STUFF, to make it clean aGAIN,
i only loved you...will you still love MEeeeee?"

WHEN I STILL HAD TOENAILS...

Dear Mods and Modesses,

If you read back about three pages then you already know about the Great Calvin Toenail Debacle of 2011.
See how pretty my toes were before that? Oh, sure, they were just beginning to curl in a little, or at least that's
how mom justified her...what she did, y'know, go read about it and weep!

But, I got HER GOOD! The one toenail that she didn't get to clip? Ya, Baby, it still growing strong! HA!

She ain't nevah, EVAH gonna get that one, either, and it gonna drive her to Bollywood Dancing...oops,
that not good, either...what if she puts one o'those rings in her...EEEEEK!

JUST GRAZING...

Hi MODS and MODesses,

This is our owlie play rug but mom had to put a little fence around me because Raj and Taj were already racing around the "big play-pen" and they likes to chatter their teeth and lunge at me because i am so gentle and don't even realize i am a guinea pig...i think i is a people...so, just for a few minutes longer, until the Mahal brothers have exhausted themselves playing chase, then mom takes my little fence down and i getz the WHOLE place to myself. See, i still got my "man parts" and the other boyz doesn't; so it makes them mad and they tries to take mine! WHEEEeeeeeK! So, mom gotta protect me AND my "man parts" and i can't play with Coconut, either cuz I could knock her up and that would be dangerous, since girl gp's pelvis bones fuse once they are a few months old if they haven't already had a litter and the vet would have to do a c-section and she would probably not survive, so I doesn't
get to play wid anybody except mom's foot...which, to tell you the truth, ain't as much fun as it looks. I is gonna take my nap now, thank you for understanding.

love,
Calvin the small

Dedicated to the One We Love: MsA

Calvin Needs...

"Oh, YAWN, i just needs my coffee: coffee, coffee, coffee: WHERE DAT CAR? WHERE SHE AT? GET HER!"

Thank you,
Calvin the small

PIG IN A BLANKET

My name is Calvin the small but I think a lot about coffee and becoming Calvin the Caffeinated...