Thank you, Jerry, our bestest friend! Thank you for rendering asunder the best laid (no pun intended) wedding plans for our guinea pig nuptials...yes, best friend in Atlanta, now the guinea pigs (thanks to that picture you sent them yesterday!) have chosen "Pirates!" as their wedding theme after all the hard work our wedding planner, MariFUN, has already put into weaving carrot-top procrastinators for the bride and top hats for the groom...
And Thank You, Raj and Taj Mahal, for gettin' in the mix by complimenting beautiful, portly Coconut this morning by telling her that she more beautiful than Keira Knightley and once MariFun makes her some carrot-top pirate hair extensions, she'll be the talk o' the town in Bellingham, the City of Subdued Excitment, or not so subdued excitement.
And Thank You, Calvin, for suggesting that they have a Pirate Kidnap theme whereupon MacNutPie growls: "Aaaargh, ya wench, you be MINE NOW!" before taking off her carrot top procrastinator, eating it, then taking her back to his "ship" (i.e. PIGLOO which will need a new pirate paint-job and some anchors and a treasure chest full of golden alfalfa hay pellets!)
Thank you ALL for making our wedding planners VOLUNTEER efforts that much easier...
Sincerely,
YumYum
P.S. and this time NOT MY FAULT! Just some o' it: mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAA!