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Thursday, September 15, 2011

UH-OH-NO!

What happened? Who was guarding the skates?

That not mom, crazy-cavy! That's Olympic champion Bonnie Blair!

Oh, the one with the funny voice?

Yeah.

Look at the size of those quads! WHEEK!

Yeah.

Man, she ROCKS!

Yeah.

You right, LOL! That not mom! Wah, how I evah think that?

Duh! She found everything but the racing suit, though.
So, we still gotta guard things, and I may be taking a little
vacation to Wisconsin to -

TO HUMP BEA? THAT WHAT YOU UP TO & EVER-MODY KNOWZ IT,
TOO, YUM-YUM, YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' NOBODY!

So? She just got her Dream House and needs to make it a HOME!
Stud gotta do
whatta stud gotta do.

Yeah. And Bonnie Blair from 'round those parts too, huh?

Yeah.


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STOP THE MADNESS!


Mom already downloaded team and public skate
practice schedules. We can't wheek:
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HORKIN' MIND?"
since that train left the station a long, long
time ago.

Our only hope? That her boots won't fit.
A more realistic and sure-fire DreamKiller:
that she moves the towel from in front of
the full-length mirror and sees herself in
the "skin suit" she designed during the
Olympics in Salt Lake City in TURQUOISE.
(anybody familiar with short-track speedskating?
have you EV-AH seen ANY-ONE racing in
TURQUOISE?)

This might not be as hard as we feared.
We rest our case.

(the peeps who sewed her design must
have been ROTFL their A**'s off!)

We gonna be fine, just MOVE. THAT.
TOWEL!