SOOTY'S REVENGE!

Your Daily Cute: Piggies on Parade!

^^^YOUR DAILY WHAT?!^^^WATCH THIS
AND TELL US IT CUTE: WE DARE YA!

C'mon, we all know Papa sneaked a widdle
sumpin'-sumpin' in Sooty's hay!
Call us whistleblowers, but
until Papa takes care o'his own GrandPigs
we outin' HIM AS THE REAL VARMINT!

{EDITOR: And they wonder why they are
(almost) all neutered...Seriously?!}

"Mom! Why we all (almost) neutered?"

"Dear, isn't it OBVIOUS?"

"But Mom, we could sleep for two

days and you'd get a vacation!"

"YumYum, just watch the video

to see what kind of vacation your

mum would be gettin' OKAY?"

YumYum: "oh."

"EWWWwwwww, oh! oh my."

Thank You for Your Consideration.

{EDITOR: AT NO TIME WAS

IT UNDER CONSIDERATION.}

BBC News | WALES | Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom

BBC News | WALES | Romeo guinea pig causes baby boom

^^^^^SOOTY DONE IT NOW^^^^^^

HEE-HEE:  NOW THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!
Especially the part about how his "stamina" amazed his peeps!
HA, Oh, to be Sooty...

"Ode to Sooty"

Two nights a-missing,
two nights to recover...
ARGH, that's the life
for me: SQUEEEEEE!

poem by YumYum
All Rights Reserved.
No reprints without express
written and verbal permission
of poet emeritus. Or hay laced
with what Sooty GOT!

Guinea Pigs Find Better Role Model than a Pirate in SOOTY!

So Sooty went missing, only to be found after having burrowed into a pen of 24 females, creating 43 offspring, which so exhausted the stud that he was only discovered after caviary owners thought to do a headcount in the girl-pen and when it came up 25 instead of 24, where was Sooty? Sleeping!

WE FORGO PIRATES FOR SOOTY AND HIS DARING-DO!

Now, amongst us, the only one with his cajones still intact is Calvin...anybody see that happening?

"....dur...uh...ooh, not so much..."

Anybody else want to chime in?

Calvin: "mom, will you snuggle with me under my fuzzy blanket?"
"Of course, dear."

SOMETHING TELLS US WE HAVE LITTLE TO WORRY ABOUT.

GO SOOTY!

P.S. he only went missing for TWO NIGHTS!
DOUBLE-GO, SOOTY!