Dum-Dee-Dum-Dum-Dee-Dee-Dum...

Hi Mom, I love you! You don't mind my...oooh, i DO need a nail trim, don't I? just climbing up here...oopsie, didn't mean to scratch ya, mom, HEY! YOU SHAVED YOUR LEGS FINALLY? cool, oh, it for that art thing, huh...don't mind me, just climbing up here to see what you have drawn...oh, not one of your pictures? Of course not, mom, so you won't mind if I just...nom-nom-nom...

{EDITOR: "RAJ MAHAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"}

nothing. OH BLOODY HORK, she got the eyes of an eagle. oh well, at least she shaved her legs!