WHERE TO SLEEP TONIGHT?

 

 

 

 

Dear Mom, your bed doesn't look so inviting after
all that "organizing" you halfway did today, so why not 
sleep with me, your VinnyGuinea? You can have 
my personal, little sleep-box or pretty green sleep
tunnel, I am very generous and it would be a privilege 
to have you sleep with me, Mom, really!


Thank you so much, VinnyGuinea, you and YumYum have
both been soooo sweet inviting me, but Bhindi here is already
getting tucked in for the night on his new zebra-striped tunnel
so I think we're going to spend the night in that as long as he 
stops mistaking my short hair for whEEkgrass.
Which could keep me...awAKE! ACK!
Sweet Dreams, World, from the
Organized Piggeries of the Americas
(P.S. As a reward for being "organized" Mom did receive a commission today to make a Mother's Day bookmark for of her artist friends' mom and she's real excited! It was originally just a scribble she had done on scratch paper...)
Nighty-night...we love you.

A WINTER'S STORM ON A SPRING DAY

VINNI-Guinea has Top Secret Information! 

 

Yes, it's TRUE: WINTER HATH RETURNED!

 

But this is not the news.

 

Even Bhindi weighs in and he is usually multi-lateral in his political diplomacy, but this

is SHLOCK & AWE!

Vinny explains: See, Mom got sick of us having the whole house and her having nothing, not really, what she really said is how hard it is to get her art "organized" while half is taking up her ENTIRE bedroom and the other half is in here where (FINDER'S KEEPERS, PIGGIE-EATERS!) SO...

Seeing as how it was supposed to be sunny

and pretty but now we're getting a winter

storm she decided to single-handedly move

ALL THE ART STUFF THAT HAS BEEN

in her bedroom in here with us (where we can

find it and eat it easier: SNAP! SNAP!)

SHE PUT ON Happy-Dance MUSIC,

THE SOUNDTRACK FROM "SHREK"

(which ought to tell you right off that this

ain't gonna turn out good...) then tied on

one of those back brace things for people who

lift heavy things...and you know how on that

T.V. Show "Extreme Home Makeover"

they say "MOVE THAT BUS!"

Well, she got tired in the middle of 

MOVIN' DAT BUS: oopsie-doodle,

did NOT see THAT COMING!

(Ha-WAAAAaaaaaHaHaHahhhhhh!)

 She got her bedroom back. Can't find her bed. 

Real organized for Art Friday, too!

(hee-hee, we can't stop laughing!!! and

we still have the same amount of room

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!)

MOM SAYS THE LAWS OF

PHYSICS have not befriended her

SHE TAKES THIS PERSONALLY!

And no photographers were allowed.

(Compliments of Rupert Murdoch, Bad Guys, Inc.)

Yup, looks cozy-comfy if we do say so ourselves!